The Angry Video Game Cuck

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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Guest » Thu Oct 26, 2017 2:51 pm

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
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Thu Oct 26, 2017 7:24 am
Got done watching the Polybius video. It's just painfully average. The entire endeavor was competently made, but that's about it. There is really no reason to have 'AVGN' on the title.
He actually did a fucking Polybius video? Fuck thats lazy and derivative.
Spooky Halloween vidyas though!
I didn't mind it, but he could do a lot better with this sort of thing if he just hired actors (James really can't do serious acting, the only thing he can do seriously is act mellow and low key, every other time he tries to emote it's a fake living cartoon character) and do an original script that isn't vidya game related. Maybe hire another writer too. I think he could make a decent Blumhouse style horror movie if he did that.

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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Guest » Thu Oct 26, 2017 3:02 pm

The thing about James is that he has a passion for everything he does that isn't AVGN and he should stick to doing those. I can handle his movie reviews and I can handle his B-movie horror ideas if they're in an actual low budget movie.

Problem is the second he kills AVGN off he loses a good portion of his viewerbase who don't want to see anything but video gaming crap.

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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Tony Schiavone » Thu Oct 26, 2017 3:02 pm

The AVGN schitck has been aped and raped by every other kind of Internet "critic" on the planet. Pretty much every spectrum of every kind of method you would want to analyze old crappy games is available now, in print and video form.

James kind of hit on the right idea when he started looking at odd peripherals, the Swordquest and more obscure stuff like Sega 32X. The truly niche stuff can really reach a wider general audience better who might not know, and it plays to a part of James' psyche in that he has a fondness for the obscure and lets him throw some different directional ideas and range.

But the 8-bit NES is so ubiquitous that it really has pretty much run its course. When you see him grab it, it's pretty obvious its just goes though it because he needs a cash grab. If his 'fans' are also pandering for dumb stuff will bull semen or whatever substances and fake fighting, then he needs to ignore the hell out of him. They'll kill his brand just like any other kind of soulless "sourced" marketing. He may lose his nutjobs, but he may gain a really new audience that might like him even more. With the expanded Internet video market, that may be a good thing for him, as he could probably reach more of the audience he's always wanted now.

Mike, on the other hand, has no idea how lucky he is to just be an artist friend that Rolfe knew who was convenient for him once upon a time. Then decided to parlay that supposed attention into thinking that people really wanted to see him and change the 'r' in 'artist' to a 'u.'
I'm not sure if he's doing it deliberately, but he seems clueless enough to not know that his daily supply of shit is really and truly terrible. Either he genuinely thinks the Internet hasn't changed since 2005, or he really has no social or personality skills to speak of. His kahntent is laughably amateur beginner to Youtube quality, and arguably now even less.
When a normal, monotone guy named "Bootsy" calmly explaining how to beat a 25 year old game gives you more demand, views, and critical praise then all your videos combined, you know you suck.


tl;dr James should just make whatever he wants because that's all he's ever wanted to do, and his bottom line will actually benefit from it in the long run.
Mike is too dumb to realize he's a lucky dickrider and will kill James' Golden Goose.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Guest » Thu Oct 26, 2017 3:32 pm

Mike is the anti-Spoony. Never had any charisma or appeal, but grabbed his one opportunity for an internet career and held on for dear life, constantly pumping out material to maintain what audience he can leech off of James.

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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Duwango » Thu Oct 26, 2017 5:52 pm

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I thought that could've been cool, but boy, I was mistaken. There are some ok moments still, I like when they just fucking sit down and talk about what's going on, when they don't have the bright idea to yell and mug like cocked-up wrestlers or do other very embarrasing things for an old man...
The only thing I remember from that episode wasn't so much the content but the overblown hateboner over it. Asalieri kept crying bloody murder against James months after the video :lol:

In my opinion the most underwhelming video was the one with Jontron. God, I don't even want to imagine how insufferable the Pat the NES Faggot video is :roll: if there's one genuine complaint I have about Mike is that he keeps setting up crossovers with nobodies that James has nothing in common with.

Tbqh AVGN haters are such sad sacks of redditor trash, if the guestfaggots in here are of any indication. I don't dissgree in the slightest that the character is useless now and should be retired, but much like the Anti-DSP sperges they think most extreme possible reaction to everything James does is necessary.

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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Thu Oct 26, 2017 9:47 pm

At least they didn't try adding Jontron into a proper AVGN episode, although I can't imagine it going worse than his average mundaine shit nowdays. Hell, Jontron has improved in basically everything over the course of years, so maybe he could actually help them with writing something that isn't just repeating same shit over and over.
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Asalieri kept crying bloody murder against James months after the video :lol:
Guy is a just moron. The video wasn't good, but no reason for throwing a tantrum, although Asscelery never needed a reason.
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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Guest » Thu Oct 26, 2017 9:52 pm

Btw was it ever revealed whether it was James or Mike that hated Game Sack's AVGN parody? Everyone else they spoofed, including Irate Gamer, loved their respective parodies.

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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Charlar » Fri Oct 27, 2017 12:35 am

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Thu Oct 26, 2017 9:52 pm
Btw was it ever revealed whether it was James or Mike that hated Game Sack's AVGN parody? Everyone else they spoofed, including Irate Gamer, loved their respective parodies.
Pretty sure that sounds 100% like Mike
-On the internet, everyone end up being Spoony or Tim Buckley
-All fanbases are shit
-Most people had, have and will have shit tastes

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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Guest » Fri Oct 27, 2017 4:25 am

Some Sick Fuck wrote:
Thu Oct 26, 2017 9:47 pm
At least they didn't try adding Jontron into a proper AVGN episode, although I can't imagine it going worse than his average mundaine shit nowdays.
To be completely honest, I don't think a Jontron crossover would go badly because of James. Jontron is notoriously bad at working with others without heavy, heavy scripting.

His few visits to the Continue? guys were barely watchable because they'd go down such random tangents that it would go from, "oh man these guys are just some dudes chilling and talking about nothing," to, "oh look, they're talking about... pussy lips. Alright. Cool. Whatever."

Then you have Game Grumps where Jon and Arin had zero chemistry and Jon couldn't read anything Arin was trying to do and Arin couldn't be funny to save his life.

I mean, hey, I could be wrong but everything I've seen Jon do that wasn't one of his own scripted videos or him on his own talking into a camera ended with the whole thing feeling completely underwhelming.

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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Duwango » Fri Oct 27, 2017 5:32 am

Some Sick Fuck wrote:
Thu Oct 26, 2017 9:47 pm
At least they didn't try adding Jontron into a proper AVGN episode, although I can't imagine it going worse than his average mundaine shit nowdays. Hell, Jontron has improved in basically everything over the course of years, so maybe he could actually help them with writing something that isn't just repeating same shit over and over.
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Thu Oct 26, 2017 5:52 pm
Asalieri kept crying bloody murder against James months after the video :lol:
Guy is a just moron. The video wasn't good, but no reason for throwing a tantrum, although Asscelery never needed a reason.
I've never been a huge fan of Jontron's stuff in any way. For all I know he might've moved on from the ultra zany lol so randum shtick, but I don't know if I feel like checking out to make sure.

And true. I reckon that Poonster was the one who put a sudden end to Assclery's two-year long jihad sperge against James after the Argie Blob neglected to back up his claims about the AVGN movie's budget.

Never watched a single episode of Game Grumps and I have no intention of doing so. Everything about the show just screams "Reddit" all over it and Arin has always been an unlikable anti-humor robot. Mike is a douche, but at least his streams or whatever are sufficiently watchable and he's self-aware to not come off as a meta-ironic prick like so many other nobodies.

Unsurprisingly a lot of the Retsupurae fanfucks moved on to pretending Game Grumps was good after Slowbeef began parading his e-micropenis around JewTube, Twitter etc. several years back.

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