April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[Guest]

I believe Spoony is gay and has really always been gay but not wanting to accept the fact that he's gay he found himself getting in relationships with whatever women would have him.

In light of more recent tweets from him this is a fine theory.

No, you're thinking of Linkara. He's secretly gay and gets involved with whatever women would have him (which is none)

Linkara gets involved with the type of woman a gay man can be attracted to. He doesn't just take anyone, there's a clear criteria. Manly. Has a dick.

[Guest]

I don't know, this fag shit is Kiwi-tier conspiracy at best. Spoony and April are just two worn out, drunken loners living in eachother's misery. We call that a relationship outside the internet.

Did you forget how happy he looked when he would cross dress?

[mad bum]

Oh the irony that would be, April wants a big strong iron bull man and Noah just wants to cross dress

[Boogie's Panniculus]

I dare you to fap to it.

I could.

Covered face.
Thigh high stockings.
Short skirt.
Almost an upskirt.

Dats my jam.

[GitGud]

I dare you to fap to it.

I could.

Covered face.
Thigh high stockings.
Short skirt.
Almost an upskirt.

Dats my jam.

And I bet xhe grunts like a Warthog in heat when you slap xer cheeks. Push away...slap the left side of the ass....piledrive dick inside.....push away....slap right side of ass. Then you can go in overdrive and strangle her for a bit while giving xer your best *Fuck her like a rabbit would* - impression.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

Part of me wouldn't mind seeing april actually getting iron bull'd like she fantasizes about.

But the other part of me thinks she is like Allie Sin when getting fucked and would be that way even if she was getting iron bull'd.

[JL Unlimited]

I dare you to fap to it.

Almost an upskirt.

[Guest]

I dare you to fap to it.

I could.

Covered face.
Thigh high stockings.
Short skirt.
Almost an upskirt.

Dats my jam.

And I bet xhe grunts like a Warthog in heat when you slap xer cheeks. Push away...slap the left side of the ass....piledrive dick inside.....push away....slap right side of ass. Then you can go in overdrive and strangle her for a bit while giving xer your best *Fuck her like a rabbit would* - impression.

10/10. Let's start a Kickstarter to run the iron bull train on April like she wants and needs.

[Guest]

Oh the irony that would be, April wants a big strong iron bull man and Noah just wants to cross dress

He's already halfway there with his faggoty long greasy hair.

[Guest]

I dare you to fap to it.

Challenge accepted, her face is covered and she has pre spoony thighs.

The ratio of pictures of her by herself or with other people vs. Her with Spoony is like 100 to 0. Only pictures I've ever seen of her with Spoony were like video screen captures for his V-logs.