Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Yeah, Spoony doesn't actually have any of the illnesses that he claims to have. I want to see hospital receipts. I want to see that fucking CPAP mask he claims to have.

I think I saw a photo of him with the mask a while back.

I'll have to hunt that down myself. Because the only photo I've seen is when he tweeted a stock image of a CPAP mask.

I only know of the stock images. You'd think Mr. "Totally not stages depression photo" would make multiple pictures of him lying in bed while attached to the CPAP machine if he actually had one.

[Charlar]

I think I saw a photo of him with the mask a while back.

I'll have to hunt that down myself. Because the only photo I've seen is when he tweeted a stock image of a CPAP mask.

I only know of the stock images. You'd think Mr. "Totally not stages depression photo" would make multiple pictures of him lying in bed while attached to the CPAP machine if he actually had one.

Too much effort for Noah

[Just Some Random Guy]

I'm trying to decide if his several months with zero videos is more or less pathetic this time than when he did it before. Because in this case he's at least producing SOMETHING, even if it's just tweets (during his earlier hiatus he didn't even do that), but on the other hand, him being so active on twitter makes it even harder to buy that there's some sort of problem preventing him from making videos.

[Auli]

I really miss when we thought he was dead...

Fun times.

[drisko]

I really miss when we thought he was dead...

Fun times.

Speculating how it happened was great. Now he's even denied us that.

[AdorableOtter]

Spooner's Counter Bullshit blog here.
Chapter 1 - Zero-Level

My grandparents were cheap, angry, and outright insane most of the time.
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My grandfather's idea of fine cuisine was Kentucky Fried Chicken because, to him, it was the best food you could eat in a restaurant that didn't require you to tip a waitress.
My uncle refuses to go to McDonald's because he heard on fundamentalist Christian radio that they put LSD in the salt shakers.
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My grandmother raises chickens and to this day refuses to wash the eggs before cooking with them because she believes doing so keeps them fresh longer. Her sister died of E. coli poisoning.
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I just test better and have a more natural ability to bullshit people. Miles is more thoughtful. Where I will whine and complain for anyone to hear, he's content to suffer silently.

I guess he's genetically designed that way.

[rabidtictac]

In truth, had Asperger's Syndrome been thought-of in my childhood doctors probably would have labeled us both as mildly autistic. I tested as a genius at some psychology department at ASU at an early age when I started displaying the ability to read very complex material long before I should have been able to, and I was able to focus on complex tasks for hours at a time. I was smart, so clearly my parents thought something must have been wrong with me, too.

>"asspie"
>"mildly autistic"
>tested "genius IQ"

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ChfS7CRWwAIwPfS.jpg

Oh ho ho ho, it seems there's a lot more cringe in Spoony's past than I thought. Being raised by fundamentalist christians explains a lot too.

[AwesomePizza]

Wait, Spoony had a sister who died young? Is there any more information on this out there? Maybe it contributes to his "conditions."

Or Miles bloodlust? He's out for revenge because some tainted Mexican spinach killed his sister.

[Auli]

"and I was able to focus on complex tasks for hours at a time"

I guess that faded away as he got older?

[drisko]

Doge was always good to me, a great older brother. Even as a child I knew he didn't have to treat me as well as he did, but he was always willing to play games with me whenever I wanted. And that says a lot about him, because looking back I was a fairly petulant, annoying kid. I didn't deserve the attention.

He doesn't deserve attention but he absolutely craves it then and now.