Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He should look at the price of the damn game.

[RedLine]

Noah Antwiler‬
‪@thespoonyone.bsky.social‬· 2h
Thought I would give GTA Online a try. Within ten seconds of clearing the tutorial, another player in an ice cream truck drove up and shot me in the face.

I closed the game and do not plan to open it again.
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Cool story that you posted at 8AM on a Monday, Noah.
I was at my job.

[pibbs]

Noah Antwiler‬
‪@thespoonyone.bsky.social‬ 38m
I noticed a "passive mode" on GTA Online that purports to prevent damage from other players.

I enabled it and the game froze.

I will now uninstall this game.

Passive mode. Seems tailor made for Spoony.

[Le Redditeur]

What a little gay shite.

[Old Black Man]

GTA Online is shit. It’s basically just a battle royale chaos simulator with other assholes, and the grind to try and get anything fun is so bad that not even the shark cards help. I learned exploits to gain money and bought a bunch of fun vehicles just to go into private lobbies with and do goofy shit with friends, hell the heists aren’t even fun.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Don't the biggest no-lifers of this mode just keep nuking everyone with orbital death lasers?

[Complicity]

Passive mode. Seems tailor made for Spoony.

Skyrim on post-Adept difficulty is too much for the Lord of Tekken.

[pibbs]

‪Noah Antwiler‬ ‪@thespoonyone.bsky.social‬· 1h
My CPAP machine is making funny noises. I think it's time I get a new one.

If anyone here has a CPAP machine they'd be willing to sell, please contact me here and we can discuss a price.

Thanks!

Buying a used cpap machine? Gross. And asking his degenerate audience is doubly gross as they are infested with AIDS.

[Complicity]

‪Noah Antwiler‬ ‪@thespoonyone.bsky.social‬· 1h
My CPAP machine is making funny noises. I think it's time I get a new one.

If anyone here has a CPAP machine they'd be willing to sell, please contact me here and we can discuss a price.

Thanks!

Buying a used cpap machine? Gross. And asking his degenerate audience is doubly gross as they are infested with AIDS.

It's not like he's ever going to buy one.
He just needs to remind the paypigs how much he's totally suffering for real.
Next thing he's going to ask is a used anti-night terrors machine, followed by an anti-electrocution machine and an anti-Dremel theft machine.
He'll wait for the end of White Boy Summer, and then ask for a used anti-icicles machine.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I bet his used one will have the faint odor of Doritos.