Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Dehbashi]

I swear everyone is a Cuckson for Spoony. Honestly, where is the fucking evidence that he would have gotten 10 million subscribers when none of the angry reviewer have even sniffed even half of that. AVGN himself only has 3 million.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The AVGN is nothing compared to the might of @TheSpoonyOne.

This has "I'm sorry you feel that way" vibes

[rabidtictac]

Spoony probably would be fairly big right now if he'd capitalized on his early success. The sheer lack of competition back in those days meant that even the shittest internet reviewers got tons of unearned fame and ad revenue.

But if Spoony could put out khantent on a consistent schedule and be humble about it then he wouldn't be spoony.

As it stands, he's still far more popular today than what he deserves. He made a couple of okay swat 4 videos and maybe some ultima shit that you fags say is good but I haven't watched. The rest of his content (vlog reviews with asexual miles and all those horrible streams) are unwatchable garbage.

[TheManWithNoPlan]

Razorfist there pretending he wasn’t a Spoony fanboy dude was all over Spoony forums

[TheManWithNoPlan]

Spoony probably would be fairly big right now if he'd capitalized on his early success. The sheer lack of competition back in those days meant that even the shittest internet reviewers got tons of unearned fame and ad revenue.

But if Spoony could put out khantent on a consistent schedule and be humble about it then he wouldn't be spoony.

As it stands, he's still far more popular today than what he deserves. He made a couple of okay swat 4 videos and maybe some ultima shit that you fags say is good but I haven't watched. The rest of his content (vlog reviews with asexual miles and all those horrible streams) are unwatchable garbage.

Problem with that is Spoony hates being a youtuber and has always viewed this a jumping off point to a mainstream career which will never happen even if he did make it big on youtube because the rape tweets will always be brought up.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Razorfist there pretending he wasn’t a Spoony fanboy dude was all over Spoony forums

Which is why he's one of those internet tough guys who can't make themselves be too mean to Boss.

[pibbs]

Problem with that is Spoony hates being a youtuber and has always viewed this a jumping off point to a mainstream career

Hey! He's keeping his hair long just in case Hollywood calls!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He will be able to play any role, from Egghead to Cousin Itt.

[rabidtictac]

Problem with that is Spoony hates being a youtuber and has always viewed this a jumping off point to a mainstream career

Hey! He's keeping his hair long just in case Hollywood calls!

He's also keeping his coffin warm just in case Death calls.

[Kugelfisch]

Spoony probably would be fairly big right now if he'd capitalized on his early success.

Honestly? No. He'd be were Tobuscus is today. He'd have a 1.3 million sub channel that is dead as fuck, if even that.

He was never going to get crisp, competitive editing. The nigger couldn't even be arsed to record or even play the older Ultima games like Majuular does.
He also couldn't have branched off like JonTron.

He would eventually have fallen off with his crap any 14yr old today does better as a hobby, wouldve said something incredibly out of pocket on twitter, have a mondo meltdown and baleet fucking everything.

There is not a single parallel universe in which he's a successful Youtuber.