Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Rushy]

Try asking the Walkers to "leak" it to you anonymously.

I would have, but you have to be friends with them to DM

[Rushy]

Amusingly, Greg Sestero and Tommy Wiseau can just be DM'd regularly. Zero fucks given

[Kugelfisch]

I don't think it's really a fully finished script. I find it hard to imagine they didn't make up at least half of the lines filming for these movies.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I mean, at least the middle portion of these movies are mostly just endless filler to allow the various INs to interct with each other in the flesh. There lies improv. And madness.

Amusingly, Greg Sestero and Tommy Wiseau can just be DM'd regularly. Zero fucks given

Goes to show who the real celebrities are.

[Old Black Man]

DHI needs to write the script. It’s a H.P. Lovecraft inspired detective noir story about Spoony overcoming his alcoholism and having a redemption arc in order to defeat “The Lupa,” the entity that scarred him in the past and ruined his career, one which seeks to destroy Awesome City.

[Kugelfisch]

DHI needs to write the script. It’s a H.P. Lovecraft inspired detective noir story about Spoony overcoming his alcoholism and having a redemption arc in order to defeat “The Lupa,” the entity that scarred him in the past and ruined his career, one which seeks to destroy Awesome City.

I hate every single one of those ideas.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I feel like a heroic tale featuring Spoony should be done in the style of Edgar Allan Poe, as his whimsier storytelling would be a better fit here.

We could call it The Fall of the Channel of Awesome.

[Le Redditeur]

>Spoony does something

Too unrealistic. BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD WITH YOU!

[Old Black Man]

Fine fine, Spoony sits in the corner and collects mold. I mean give him credit he did make a cameo for Brad, that’s better than what he was doing prior.

I still like the idea of Lupa being some ancient child eating entity. I mean I know it’s real life but yeah, good for storytelling.

[Le Redditeur]

Lupa can use her demonic powers to make that branch fall, only for Spoony to spend the next few years yelling at it but doing nothing else.