Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

[Old Black Man]

slenderman, yet another SA creation that led to autism, failure, IRL murder and child abuse

You haven't seen the depths of YT comment sections until you found yourself in a discussion with a guy who claimed Slendy is real because you can't prove that he doesn't exist.

But I wouldn't even say the stretchy albino is the worst of the bunch. At least he's made up of fancy photoshops, while a shitload of other creepypastashit is just walls and walls of crude text that gets praised by idiots for some reason.

I used to know this massive faggot who once tried to tell me that Slenderman was a local urban legend...I’ve been there.

Seriously fuck creepy pasta and everything about them.

[Le Redditeur]

You guys give me hope for a Navy Seal Copypasta-based movie. Although that probably already exists, without the gorilla warfare and the dead kiddo at the end.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Good ol' Navy Seal vs Warfare Gorilla 1-3. A real classic.

[Angelfire Memes]

"I saw [celebrity] in a grocery store" is a pasta I'd pay money to see.

[Kugelfisch]

I want that Navy Seal pasta filmed with John Cena in the role of the Seal. He's got experience with low-value internet trash direct to DVD.
The grocery store one sounds like a scetch for SNL.

[Bobito]

So they movie it would be a flashback of every confirmed kill?

[Kugelfisch]

It would be him hunting down the kiddo that memed on him in a YT comment section.

[Bobito]

Still sounds better than brad "movies".

[Kugelfisch]

They are already based on a better script.

[Guest]

We could have movie adaptations of "and then the whole bus clapped" stories.





Or would that be too similar to normal Hollywood?