Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[RedLine]

The only thing that might ease her pain is losing weight, and she's never going to since that would require impulse control.

They just let you eat a large pizza and chocolate cake every day.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's intuitive eating, man. Trying to restrict yourself just triggers binges.

[Kugelfisch]

It's not even just a lack of impulse control. The gluttony is strong but sloth is even stronger. Even a ready meal requires some preparation. Sweets don't.

[rabidtictac]

[RedLine]

This would be hate speech today.

[ebin namefag]

Sometimes I feel bad about bullying the Internet Archives servers until I remember that they host spoony videos.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They must be preserved for future generations.

[Ghost of Norm McD]

Newest from Noah. He's at least frank that he's an asocial weirdo.

The problem has never been his willingness to admit what a piece of shit he is, it's that he thinks expressing it excuses him from having to do anything about it.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Plus he can always rely on his bootlickers trying to convince him otherwise. I can bet 10bux that Rachel has replied to both tweets at least once with her usual shite about how much he means to so many people.

[McGinnis]

Plus he can always rely on his bootlickers trying to convince him otherwise. I can bet 10bux that Rachel has replied to both tweets at least once with her usual shite about how much he means to so many people.

I wouldn't take that bet. That's what we call a sucker's bet