Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[mad bum]

i'm so bored, i wish april would emerge with some steaming tea.

Show tits kiwi fag or gtfo.

[wulfenlord]

Somehow I think she won't meet her first content deadline, guys...

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I told you waiting until the 14th and 15th is plenty of time for her to get distracted or change her mind.
Also, I gotta admit, I was not expecting her to realize that fat acceptance is bullshit used by fat people to delude themselves. Guess she knows full well where her "arthritis" is actually coming from.

[mad bum]

>being fat is healthy, okay?
>This "doctor" isn't sensitive to our fatness
Bitches like these are saying this until they wind up dead.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Not even political activists have as much weaponized copium as he obese.

And this week on Hogswatch: more excuses.

She's really setting herself up for failure if she's both lazy and also acts like her "opinion piece" is some kind of Master's Thesis.

Also literally crying from @JohnCena's emotional motivators.

[Newhalf]

If a clown who pretend fights other clowns can't motivate Hog, who can?
I'm shivering at the thought of such a self inflicted miserable existence.
Subjecting oneself to the ancient Spoony videos at least twice a day isn't just sad, it might be potentially damaging. Not that they seem to do much in staving off le Dark Tymes either.

[Dingus Bajingus]

Who does she think she's making these announcements for? She's at 0 patrons, and she can see that she's at 0 patrons.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Who does she think she's making these announcements for?

The same reason she always tweets: For that microscopic chance of @TheSpoonyOne - and to a lesser degree her flavor-of-the-month idol @JohnCena - replying to her.

[Le Redditeur]

Imagine being inspired by fake wrassler and known Chinese Communist Party shill Jiao China. I'm sure she's craving for some Bin Chilling right now.

[Kugelfisch]

Imagine being so tedious that merely existing exhausts yourself.