Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

It only would be more "funny" if he rated the game 8.8/10

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Ged yd? Because eight sounds like APE! APE APE OUT OF TEN! COMEDY GOLD! Wart would die from laughter and cuckson would be back, because that would kick off YEAR OF THE SPOONY!

[Guest]

See now, I'm sure that if you're in that moment of a serious story and a giant ape comes out and starts fucking up your shit it can be that ridiculous surprise funny, like in Silent Hill when suddenly in the last 1/3 of the game there's naked ape monsters that come and rape your head to kill you, and you can retell the story in person and it can be funny with inflections and building around the sudden reveal but THIS AINT THE PLACE RODDY, you don't get any of the same shit relaying it on twitter and for WH if you don't even have basic context of the things around it it means shit to you. Like that THIS AINT THE PLACE RODDY, that's nothing, it sounds like a reference, but it's first thing to come to mind I'm sure if it was in a tweet she would lawl it and start including it in her vernacular as well and be furiously googling so she can @ spoons about how they're so alike and get the same things.

[Guest]

Holy shit can you weebs stop creaming your Vegeta's all over this thread? Anime is almost as faggy as wrestling, just sitting there watching a meaty dude twitch and bulge. Bet you lot ninja-run from glory hole to glory hole.

I never understand why autists feel the need to tell everyone how to push their buttons

[Guest]

Bet you lot ninja-run from glory hole to glory hole.

At least we're getting blown

[Le Redditeur]

>Cuckson

That's a name I haven't heard in a loooong time. How is the old cuck doing these days? He never had to janny up a Spoony stream...

[Moe Bitches]

What am I supposed to do here?!?!?

You're the Black man of DHI, so you're supposed to chase after fat white bitches. So good luck fucking Rachel! You gonna need it.

That's going to be the Great (r)Ape Escape but I'm going to be the one running away.

[Flusho]

It’s been a while since we’ve had an update on old Blowjob Myers mister Michael Crosby, but I now know for a fact he is still alive and was most recently living in Woburn, MA, most likely still is.

I also have every reason to believe that this DH user

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is actually Myers himself.

Fuck around and find out.
Call *me* out on a faggot message board, I’ll (eventually) do my digging, asshole.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It only would be more "funny" if he rated the game 8.8/10

Are you even allowed to give that rating? Looks like one of those secret nazi codes.

I never understand why autists feel the need to tell everyone how to push their buttons

Ah, the Lightbringer Paradox.

>Cuckson

That's a name I haven't heard in a loooong time. How is the old cuck doing these days? He never had to janny up a Spoony stream...

Apparently he moved on with his life after all.
Probably serving some thot wench on Twitch now.
Or wasting all his money on degenerate gay porn on Patreon.

[Flusho]

Here’s some choice info you can find with a simple Google search, as well:

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Notice the first name on that list. Very telling.

What really tipped me off that it was most likely him posting here was his use of the term “shooting gallery” immediately after I’d used it in my post, and using it over a place that, while crime ridden (as any motel in a shithole), is objectively *not* a shooting gallery.

[Le Redditeur]

I think no one here believed for a second that the dick-sucking bum was really dead - but it's interesting seeing evidence of the lie nonetheless. Do you really think he was posting here? Seems weird enough to be true.