Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Do you think Spoony should just cave in and let warthog fuck his brains out? A mouth is a mouth after all.

I was going to suggest he could get her to go for anal, but then I remembered how bad her hygiene probably is.

Not even gitgud would enter this train of thought, begone you monster!

[Uguuboi]

Too late, I'm already turgid

[Moe Bitches]

Oh no, not another one.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I keep laughing that she brings up Reddit going after her. She has zero self awareness to realize she has a problem that needs fixing. If Reddit thinks you are too retarded, fix it. But like her adult crush, she refuses to.

These people will never admit that they are the problem. They must always be the eternal victim.

It'll probably be like every other blog she's done, she'll spend three paragraphs reciting definitions of mental illness then a few paragraphs about how she suffered, then two paragraphs about how cool she is for recognizing and overcoming depression while never doing anything other than fold laundry and run out of food, and how the spoony one helped her and then it'll fizzle out after 2 entries.

It'll fizzle out because @TheSpoonyOne won't notice these blog entries, and the 0.1% that he might reply to her asinine ramblings has always been the driving force behind her online "content".

You know I rewatched some old Spoony videos the other day and I think it was a viewers comment one but I had no idea that he didn't call himself the Lord of Tekken originally he took it from one of his comments where that person claimed to be the Lord of Tekken.

I think he just made fun of some bloke called "Tekken Lord" or something.
The funniest shit though is that Cuckson thought the title was legit enough to gift him a digital copy of Tekken 7 (which is probably still rotting in his Steam inventory).

I love the Vegeta quote about being a warrior (Mulan Necklance!) when she gets challenged walking down the stairs.

I love how she idolizes Vegeta above every other animu character. You can probably find at least two blokes in any given shounen animu using similar motivational warrior speeches, but she had to go with the one who got away with multiple genocides.

[Guest]

I love how she idolizes Vegeta above every other animu character. You can probably find at least two blokes in any given shounen animu using similar motivational warrior speeches, but she had to go with the one who got away with multiple genocides.

Also of all the characters, Vegeta loses to every character of strength in the series Who the fuck is he responsible for stopping? Dodoria? Zarbon? Not Ginyu of the Ginyu force? Android 19? Every character killed by the Z force is lesser than Goku's opponents with the exception of Cell (though Gohan still needed Dad's encouragement) and fucking Raditz now I understand it's a problem with Z as a series but just like John Cena way to get inspired by a real person and a fictional person who do little more than work out and be fucking annoying.

[Guest]

Goku is still bigger asshole and even bigger retard in Super.

Anyway, I think both ways of fucking wart are out of the question. Unless you like piss as lube or are not afraid of aids when you take her in the shitstained crusty ass.

[casual pleb]

Unless you like piss as lube or are not afraid of aids when you take her in the shitstained crusty ass.

Unfortunately, there are lot of degens, who love piss. They usually pretend that it's not piss and call it "squirt" a.k.a. "female cum" although it's literally impossible for it to be anything but piss.

[Guest]

Unless you like piss as lube or are not afraid of aids when you take her in the shitstained crusty ass.

Unfortunately, there are lot of degens, who love piss. They usually pretend that it's not piss and call it "squirt" a.k.a. "female cum" although it's literally impossible for it to be anything but piss.

It is partially piss, but what the fuck is it seems no one is 100% sure.
Still, I think even if there was some degenerate to fuck wart queen and would get a massive hard on by looking at her sweet, juicy wart and hot fat belly full of lard and tits going under her armpits, sex would be impossible.
Anal is out of the question, because of high chance of giant crust of shit being there, so ot would be impossible to break it without sledgehammer or industrial jackhammer. Even after breaking that, the dick must be long enough to get through this big fat fucking ass to even reach gates to brown kingdom.
Pussy would need not only enough strenght to hold up the sweet lard to reveal it, but poor hygiene would most probably be complemented with bush so fucking thick even greatest machette might not stand up to the challange of cutting through this jungle. And there might be other creatures there, so I guess your average Schwab enjoyer might at least eat the bugs.
So only thing left is oral. If you're not afraid of getting your dick bitten off and starting rotting away, because her diet would cause tissue and your flesh to come off, then you could go for it.
To not look at the face, you might go for reverse 69, because of her tonnage it's impossible for her to be on the top without you dying slow sweet death of suffocating, because oxygen would be replaced by smell of sweat, piss, rotten corpse and death. And you would be left with the thought and wish of quick release and her actually fucking your brains out.
Also with reversed, you get benefit of wart tossing your salad, so your average kiwi would be more than happy with that.

[Complicity]

I honestly think he is worse. At least we know Phil is retarded so it's understandable he wouldn't understand this shit.

Spoony is just lazy and wants everything handed to him.

Spoony is also retarded.
He may be worse than Fill in that regard, considering that the latter is objectively more successful at being an IN.
Like Benito, Spoony was somehow better than Fill at hiding his utter stupidity with pompous pseudo-intellectualism.
But he too is an idiot who can't even figure out how to properly play a Final Fantasy, a dungeon crawler or a crpg.

[Guest]

Also with reversed, you get benefit of wart tossing your salad, so your average kiwi would be more than happy with that.

Kiwis don't eat salad.