Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by wulfenlord » Sun Feb 13, 2022 8:22 am

It's a good thing she is trying to flirt with the Avatar, then (ohmaigawd u guise, I am sooo totally not attracted to @S.O. stahp!), weaker men would have succumbed to her by now :3

Spinning this string further along, why isn't she trying to woo Miles the Incel? Trying to be (ugh) flirty with Noah is like trying to quench blood from a stone. April only managed by literally shoving her tits in his face (well, any IN who wouldn't run away). Getting together with Miles would be a win-win for her. She would be socially secure, and she could have a forbidden love sub-plot, like Lancelot & Guinevere.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Sun Feb 13, 2022 9:39 am

Miles and Noah have some sanity and standards. Rachel is not only ugly but a nutjob.

A man with a stable respectable job like Miles should easily get married. It would take severe autism to avoid that fate.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by casual pleb » Sun Feb 13, 2022 9:47 am

Guest wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 9:39 am
A man with a stable respectable job like Miles should easily get married. It would take severe autism to avoid that fate.
Well, he does have that and now he also has his brother living with him. It's worse that being a single mother, Miles gonna die a virgin at this point.

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Post by Guest » Sun Feb 13, 2022 11:02 am

Miles and Noah are so autistic they apperently share clothes

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Post by Guest » Sun Feb 13, 2022 1:38 pm

Guest wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 9:39 am
A man with a stable respectable job like Miles should easily get married. It would take severe autism to avoid that fate.
Have you considered that maybe he doesn't want to get married? You don't have to be autistic to see that marriage offers men living in the highly feminised West absolutely nothing

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Feb 13, 2022 2:02 pm

Guest wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 11:02 am
Miles and Noah are so autistic they apperently share clothes
Pre-worn clothing is nice and warm.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Complicity » Sun Feb 13, 2022 3:54 pm

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Sun Feb 13, 2022 1:38 pm
Have you considered that maybe he doesn't want to get married?
That consideration flew out of the window when i saw the books he reads.
He's clearly on a Love Quest to find a boyfriend-free feminazi fat cunt, and he copes by claiming to be asexual.
If he was dating women, even with no intention of ever getting married, his brother would either be homeless, or strictly supervised and pushed to find a job and leave the house as quickly as possible.
IncelCop not only lets Spoony live on Twatter like nothing happened, but he also bought him a new dog.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Sun Feb 13, 2022 8:33 pm

Complicity wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 3:54 pm
He's clearly on a Love Quest to find a boyfriend-free feminazi fat cunt, and he copes by claiming to be asexual
Your post makes zero sense. If he were on a Love Quest he wouldn't be reading books about dealing with asexuality, he'd probably be reading the fucking PUA manual or some shit.
At best his cope is rationalising his lack of sexual desire for women as 'asexuality' as a way of ignoring the obvious, which is that he's a faggot.
Either way, I don't think he wants to be married because, ironically just like guest said, it wouldn't be hard for a deputy sheriff who makes $90,000 a year and killed an illegal spic during an arrest to find women to marry him. Our very own Goonberry Slutmuffin said she'd happily become Mrs Ace and, much like the military, I'm sure there's no shortage of other, emotionally damaged young girls ready willing and able to marry lonely deputies and take them for all they've got

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Sun Feb 13, 2022 8:44 pm

Guest wrote:
Sun Feb 13, 2022 8:33 pm
Your post makes zero sense. If he were on a Love Quest he wouldn't be reading books about dealing with asexuality, he'd probably be reading the fucking PUA manual or some shit.
PUA is what evil misogynistic men read, not nice progressive feminist men like Miles. He is looking for someone like Lindsay Ellis, seemingly unaware that these women are vile and will destroy your soul.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by casual pleb » Sun Feb 13, 2022 8:44 pm

Only virgin incels read books about how they may be asexual.

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