Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

He should've transitioned.

He still might

[Guest]

He should've transitioned.

He doesn't adhere to, or seem even aware of, queer theory because he's stuck (for good and for ill) in the late 90's early 00's mentally.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Would he still fit into his Yuna cosplay, I wonder.

[Guest]

Ugh, I'm gonna puke from just the thought and was hoping against all hope that I was confused. My fingers are never going near anyone's anal cavity ever, thank you very much. Dare I even ask which video?

It was in one of the final Counter Monkeys, I think it was probably the very last one. I was shocked that he actually mentioned April by name in that anecdote and also said the fingering "ended badly".

That last counter monkey was so awful. The one in the new studio that he used ones? It was the saddest thing ever.

[GuestWrong]

Someone tell genosamuel to get started on the life of Spoony-chan.

[Guest]

It was in one of the final Counter Monkeys, I think it was probably the very last one. I was shocked that he actually mentioned April by name in that anecdote and also said the fingering "ended badly".

Exploding head syndrome? I'm zipping through this at nearly x4 speed and holy hell it's still like 23 minutes. No sign of ass fingerings yet.

[Guest]

Better than sex dice story
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=4023&v= ... e=youtu.be[/youtube]

[Liar Revealed]

Exploding head syndrome? I'm zipping through this at nearly x4 speed and holy hell it's still like 23 minutes. No sign of ass fingerings yet.

I'm not 100% certain about what video it was. I never watched Counter Monkey, I only found out about it when somebody posted a timestamped link to the video where Spoony said it.

I don't even remember the context of it, but it came off as the same way as a teenager would clumsily insert an anecdote about a sexual encounter to humblebrag. Extremely gross and TMI.

[Kugelfisch]

Nerdfags that lose their virginity very late are the most annoying faggots. They can't wait to finally talk with the guys about their fuck stories because they assume that's what the others have been talking about all those years and they want to make up for lost time.

In reality, nobody not totally inept tells strangers about their sex life and even with friends one hardly goes into the extreme details.
Sticking your finger up your girlfriend's ass because you saw that in a porn once is one of those things I'd just about never would want to hear about from anyone.

[Guest]

Nerdfags that lose their virginity very late are the most annoying faggots. They can't wait to finally talk with the guys about their fuck stories because they assume that's what the others have been talking about all those years and they want to make up for lost time.

In reality, nobody not totally inept tells strangers about their sex life and even with friends one hardly goes into the extreme details.
Sticking your finger up your girlfriend's ass because you saw that in a porn once is one of those things I'd just about never would want to hear about from anyone.

The turly enlightened completely cherish their virginity and withdraw form all pleasures of the flesh for he all to well of rot that lies within all 3DPD

Ok in all seriousness like kugel said it's them compensating for their own lack of self-worth, but there is more to it then that!

On another extreme spectrum you have deceitful pieces of shit like Roosh V who was yet another scamer pretending to be a "Alpha Chad" selling books about how to "fuck all dat pussyyyyyy" then (I believe) he was outed as a sex pest
And I think one woman came out and acused him of Assault in a similar manner that was described in on one of his "How to get fuck Bitches for dummies" books, then he's whole character did an implausible 180 about how much he loves jebus now, and porn is sinful and bad, and I'm saving myself for a wholesome Christian housewife- And all the other bullshit.

They want to believe or pretend that their the Alpha Chad that they wish they where but deep down know that their just a disgusting sex pest.