Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Didn't spoony openly talk about fingering April's asshole at some point? Or was that a fever dream?

[Guest]

Didn't spoony openly talk about fingering April's asshole at some point? Or was that a fever dream?

He did, in one of the monke videos.

[Guest]

He did, in one of the monke videos.

Ugh, I'm gonna puke from just the thought and was hoping against all hope that I was confused. My fingers are never going near anyone's anal cavity ever, thank you very much. Dare I even ask which video?

[RedLine]

What sort of queer wouldn't want to feel April's winsome lilac blossom?

[Guest]

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEE
I'VE MADE MY MISTAAAAKES

CRAWL INTO MY SKIN
THIS WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

WAKE ME UUUUUUUUUUP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS!!

[Guest]

The thing with Noah is he has lost his passion for anything he use to have a passion for. Let me see if I can explain this in a way it makes sense. Even when he use to rip apart games back in the day there was a certain joy a certain energy that came from experiencing and talking about a medium you love even if the game itself is terrible. That energy in Spoony is now gone. That's why you get these poor takes from him on modern games like Death Stranding and Disco Elisum. Not that those games are without flaws and not that his criticism isn't valid it's the soulless commentary from a person who is speaking from a place of "this is all I know how to talk about" rather than the drive to experience the art. For example watch his death stranding live stream. From the time he cut the console on to the time he quit he was having a absolute miserable time and it had nothing to do with what game he was playing.

[Rushy]

The Sopranos was a Spoony prequel all along (with him as AJ)

[Liar Revealed]

Ugh, I'm gonna puke from just the thought and was hoping against all hope that I was confused. My fingers are never going near anyone's anal cavity ever, thank you very much. Dare I even ask which video?

It was in one of the final Counter Monkeys, I think it was probably the very last one. I was shocked that he actually mentioned April by name in that anecdote and also said the fingering "ended badly".

[Le Redditeur]

He should have tried that with a BPD young thing retarded enough to not know any better. It worked for the Ralphamale, who registered the FINGER IN THE BUM! moment in video and walked away free from consequences.

[Toodles]

He should've transitioned.