Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Dingus Bajingus]

The only thing thats funny about his shitty FF8 "review" (well only in retrospect) is that his whole Claim-to-Fame was mocking of Squall for being an 'emogit' but thats excatly who Noah is! It's hard not to look back on his videos and see it as anything other then projection.

Someone pointed out that he had plenty of harsh words in one of his Twilight vlogs for Bella going catatonic for months on end after getting dumped by whatshisname the sparklevamp. Cut to a few years later, and he's been acting largely the same way for similar reasons for far longer.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He always loved projecting. Bella, Trump, emo characters from Final Fantasy, you name it.

[Complicity]

It's not really that hard to see why he has such a petty hatred for Christmas and the holiday season

His protestant parents really liked the holiday and he grew deeply resentful for it. It was years of him being forced to do something he didnt' want to, which is something he hates.

He and the rest of the CTC freaks never had any friends or social life, they hate their conservative parents, and Christmas and New Year's Eve in particular remind them how unwanted and lonely they truly are.
They all secretly loved the lockdowns, because everyone was forced to live like them.
Some of them like Sarah Wilson like Halloween, because everyone is dressed like her, and they believe that everyone will spend the night watching some woke horror flick alone while stuffing their faces with candies like they do.

What they very likely hate more than Christmas is people going to the beach during Summer, there's no escapism that can save a FilmBald, a Spoony or a PushingUpFarts when they are on a beach in a swimsuit, not able to swim, not able to play Beach Volley or any kind of sport, not able to deal with someone looking at them.
But going to the beach is not part of a Christian holiday, so Spoony just pretends that beaches don't exist.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Please don't give him any ideas. He'd tweet endlessly about the dangers of sharks and jellyfish.

[Guest]

"April is the Cruelest month"

[Guest]

Please don't give him any ideas. He'd tweet endlessly about the dangers of sharks and jellyfish.

Kinda like his worst nemesis

[Guest]

The samples of pre-Presidency Trump shitposting I've seen are better than anything he did afterward.

[Guest]

The samples of pre-Presidency Trump shitposting I've seen are better than anything he did afterward.

Pre-Presidency he didn't have to watch his language or else risk alienating voters. He's still the GOAT, regardless.

[Liar Revealed]

His protestant parents really liked the holiday and he grew deeply resentful for it. It was years of him being forced to do something he didnt' want to, which is something he hates.

I'm sure he enjoyed getting the presents as a child.
I'm betting he couldn't handle growing up and having to buy gifts for others.

[casual pleb]

I'm sure he enjoyed getting the presents as a child.
I'm betting he couldn't handle growing up and having to buy gifts for others.

Ehh, he seems like he would have been the kid, who would have cried and thrown a hissy fit, because "that's not the present that he wanted exactly."