Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[wulfenlord]

>no mention of New Years
>no mention of Christmas
>no mention of his birthday
>no mention of him hobo-crashing at Miles' place (again)
>having the audacity to not change his account location

YEAR OF THE SPOON!

[Guest]

>having the audacity to not change his account location

It took him over a year to remove his website from his twitter profile and link instead his youtube channel. The boss is not a fast moving man. He has not even officially confirmed anything at all and we have to piece things together from circumstantial evidence.

[Guest]

Do these people even understand the concept of help? They have "helped" Spoony and each other's for years. Look at them!
I hope I never get help like that.

Even help from DHI is far more useful.

[rabidtictac]

Do these people even understand the concept of help? They have "helped" Spoony and each other's for years. Look at them!
I hope I never get help like that.

Even help from DHI is far more useful.

We give the only help that IS useful to these fucks! Do I have to mention Doge again? DHI sperged for years about what Doge Walker needed to do to be successful again and grow his brand. Years and years later, he finally did it. Look at him now! We know.

We follow this gay shit and we can see what channels succeed and why. There's a certain amount of luck, especially now (because of market oversaturation), but if you already have a name brand (basically any OG e-celeb) then the luck element is removed. We already know how to "help" Spoony. Thing is, it's pointless to discuss. He has no interest in receiving any actual help.

Ironically, the "help" he wants from his fans are more free handouts and to never ask him to do anything ever again. That's the exact opposite of what will help him, but he's too much of a stubborn, arrogant, narcissistic, drunk shitter to get or deserve real help. So fuck it. I hope all those retard hanger-on "fans" of his give him virtual hugs and free tard bucks so he sinks back into his mud pit of alcoholism for another three years.

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For those wondering, out of sheer curiosity, how Spoony could help himself, it's so easy:

-regular upload schedule. even vlogs are fine, just upload regularly with a focus, like movie reviews or game reviews. his tards would eat it up
-get help for alcoholism/medication abuse/personality disorder
-stop hiding behind made-up illnesses
-stop making excuses
-reconnect with old friends, reach out for help with restarting your brand
-dog videos instead of dog cringe twitter posts

Doing any ONE of these things would help him out immensely. He won't do any of them. He doesn't want to. I'm just listing these points so that I can say I said so (again.) This entire spoilertag has been me navel-gazing about theoretical shit that will never ever happen. Like this fucking thread.

[Guest]

Doing any ONE of these things would help him out immensely. He won't do any of them. He doesn't want to. I'm just listing these points so that I can say I said so (again.) This entire spoilertag has been me navel-gazing about theoretical shit that will never ever happen. Like this fucking thread.

He easily could have been a millionaire with more marketing sense or at the very least a solidly middle class guy with a house by putting out any content in the last 5 years. He is completely done with both videos and streaming and now probably fears the thought of them. He's just that insanely fragile and would gladly trade a comfortable life to be able to hide from any pressure or responsibility.

[Newhalf]

Spoony doing something is about as likely as gravity spontaneously reverting itself.
The most likely thing would probably still be live wires where he doesn't talk / gets angry at the audience, or just says nothing / camera off.

Also I like how DepressionCunt doesn't even seem to be a Spoon fan or anything, she's just getting mention here due to her 3rd degree relation via Warthog.

[rabidtictac]

Her attitude is the same as warthog's is the same as Spoony's. Shit attracts more shit.

[Guest]

>no mention of New Years
>no mention of Christmas

He hates the Holidays for unspecified reasons. It fits his miserable negative attitude.

>no mention of his birthday

He only brought it up in reply to someone else wishing him a happy B-day, saying he hoped no one would notice.

>no mention of him hobo-crashing at Miles' place (again)

That would require some humility and being grateful for what you have. Noah is always pining for what he doesn't have like Aprila new gf/maid, or hollywood fame. Even if he became a Hollywood star the rush would wear off quickly, and he would again wish for bigger and bigger fame. People like him are never ever happy.

>having the audacity to not change his account location

He took years to update to Aurora in the first place and will likely take years to change it back.

[Guest]

It's not really that hard to see why he has such a petty hatred for Christmas and the holiday season

"April is the Cruelest month"

Noah has dedicated himself to his own misery that some one somewhere being happy triggers his soy rage, and angers him to no end.

The only thing thats funny about his shitty FF8 "review" (well only in retrospect) is that his whole Claim-to-Fame was mocking of Squall for being an 'emogit' but thats excatly who Noah is! It's hard not to look back on his videos and see it as anything other then projection.

[Guest]

It's not really that hard to see why he has such a petty hatred for Christmas and the holiday season

His protestant parents really liked the holiday and he grew deeply resentful for it. It was years of him being forced to do something he didnt' want to, which is something he hates.