The Other people on Channel Awesome

[Guest]

Though the funniest thing about Kyle is that he actually did a review of A Serbian Film, which, for all his flaws, makes him a greater man than Benett the Violence Jack Cockblocker.

Bitch please. Kyle is the least manly motherfucker I've ever seen. He'd even be proud of that statement. Dude watches naked boys in his arthouse movies to jack off all the time, being able to withstand two hours of fake shit means nothing compared to that.

Kyle probably jacked off to A Serbian Film while moaning about how deep and profound it is. It doesn't make him a man. It makes him a sicko degenerate. Kyle gives off a strong pedo vibe. Picture him as a creepy, alter boy buggering Catholic priest. Surprisingly easy, isn't it?

[Kugelfisch]

I'd have a harder time imagining him not molesting little boys.

[Guest]

I'd have a harder time imagining him not molesting little boys.

He can't outrun them.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I have an even harder time imagining him actualy interacting with other human beings.

[Guest]

I have an even harder time imagining him actualy interacting with other human beings.

His NEETness protects the children. Although he did take a page from Linkara's book and is dating Harambe's cousin, so clearly he leaves the house under protected conditions.

[Kugelfisch]

I have an even harder time imagining him actualy interacting with other human beings.

His NEETness protects the children. Although he did take a page from Linkara's book and is dating Harambe's cousin, so clearly he leaves the house under protected conditions.

Smart of him to get a bodyguard like that. Who'd want to approach that giant monkey?

[mad bum]

Ah yes, bennet sure looks great with all that weight loss.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>thinking Newsboy Caps are you special snowflake trademark

Also sheesh, it looks like he aged 1 year per pound lost.

[MegaNigger]

Props for the weightloss. Too bad these fat fucks never realize that they'll still look awful.

[Kugelfisch]

He should've also stopped it with the soy and start lifting.