Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Jul 23, 2024 9:00 pm

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someone working hard on something means you shouldn't be mean about how the thing they made was bad
Which is retarded loser talk. If they worked hard on it that's even worse.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by CuckTurdginson » Fri Jul 26, 2024 6:29 am

I mean - and I don't even really like Cuckman that much - he doesn't have especially interesting movie takes or particularly cringworthy ones - he's very milquetoast and his movie is very likely bad - but Doge shitting on so many movies made people come down on him harder when Suburban Knights was as abysmal as it was and To Boldly Flee turned out completely unwatchable.

I still haven't finished To Boldly Flee, the process of finishing it must be what turns you into a Trump supporter. Like watching the tape from The Ring.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Jul 26, 2024 9:44 am

I remember a DHI watch party for some of those shitty films. It was the only way to make them tolerable.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by Rushy » Fri Jul 26, 2024 2:01 pm

I thought To Boldly Flee was a mild improvement on Suburban Knights, if only because they stopped wandering around the woods with shit costumes and the sun glaring on them all the time. It was visual diarrhea.

Nothing tops Kickassia though. I wish I had that on DVD.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Fri Jul 26, 2024 4:00 pm

Rushy wrote:
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I thought To Boldly Flee was a mild improvement on Suburban Knights
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jul 26, 2024 4:07 pm

But both movies have The Lupa in them. Any other metric is meaningless.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by Complicity » Fri Jul 26, 2024 4:09 pm

Rushy wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2024 2:01 pm
I thought To Boldly Flee was a mild improvement on Suburban Knights, if only because they stopped wandering around the woods with shit costumes and the sun glaring on them all the time. It was visual diarrhea.

Nothing tops Kickassia though. I wish I had that on DVD.
Suburban Autists had that scene with Filmbald wanting to gobble Luke Mockery's penis, and Angry Homophobe telling him to go in the back.
To boldy Suck was so bad that i've never finished watching it.

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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jul 26, 2024 4:12 pm

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To boldy Suck was so bad that i've never finished watching it.
Which is unfortunate since the driving force behind CTC was Doge's decision to essentially kill off the NC in the finale.
Everyone hated seeing their views drop after the main attraction was just gone.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by CuckTurdginson » Fri Jul 26, 2024 6:10 pm

God fucking forbid they earn views on their own merits.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by RAPEMAN » Fri Jul 26, 2024 8:47 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2024 9:44 am
I remember a DHI watch party for some of those shitty films. It was the only way to make them tolerable.
Why am I never invited tho these things, triple goy!
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