Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Miles can't even be straight, let alone set someone straight.

Hey now, Miles set straight that one Mexican once. Even if by accident, accidents happen and spoony could be set straight, too.
Full speed, jewwario way.

[Guest]

Imagine having 4 kids, and two of them are link dick progressives with no kids. At least the daughter and son gave them some grand kids to even it out.

[Kugelfisch]

Shitting his pants, having a gun pointed at him, Miles unloaded his revolver that malfunctioned (WTF) into some fucker in a car. It just so happened to be some Mexican cartel guy. It's Arizona so you'd be hard pressed to throw a rock and not hit one. He regretted it ever since, like a total faggot.
If his own brother ever raised a gun at him, Miles would be all too happy to take the bullet as he takes cock every weekend at the gay bar.

My long-term suspicion is that the medication he was put on after Red Dragon left him completely ruined his brain and made him even more morose and miserable than ever.

Fine enough theory. He never mentioned Lithium before he just gave up on life, as far as I know.

[Guest]

If his own brother ever raised a gun at him, Miles would be all too happy to take the bullet as he takes cock every weekend at the gay bar.

Listen, a dude is a fag that's at least something. It's an ethos and a lifestyle with goals. Being a fucking "ace" that can't get your dick up? What's the end-goal? That's just pathetic.

[Guest]

Odds are very slim that he's a real 'ace'

[Kugelfisch]

If his own brother ever raised a gun at him, Miles would be all too happy to take the bullet as he takes cock every weekend at the gay bar.

Listen, a dude is a fag that's at least something. It's an ethos and a lifestyle with goals. Being a fucking "ace" that can't get your dick up? What's the end-goal? That's just pathetic.

He's just really interested in how to explain his lack of girlfriend to people without getting a hag beard like (wannabe) sisterfucker Phelan did.
Fair enough point you made but Miles just wants to hide his cock addiction.

[Guest]

I'd say it was more that he's too autistic to know how to attract a woman. Which is saying something because he's a cop and he's killed someone. Women should be falling over him

But hey, him being a cock smoker is funnier so whatever

[Kugelfisch]

I'd say it was more that he's too autistic to know how to attract a woman. Which is saying something because he's a cop and he's killed someone. Women should be falling over him

But hey, him being a cock smoker is funnier so whatever

Sure, mostly the bolded part. I'd call him a faggot even if he had a wife and kids, to be honest.

But then also, what guy that isn't a enuch would even consider or wonder about being ace?
He's not going somewhere claiming it, mind you. This isn't the usual fake feminist creeper shit. He's reading fagshit like that in his spare time.

Even ultra autists aren't asexual. Nobody is. Them not being asexual is where all the bad shit starts, see Chris-chan.
He's just desperate for an answer as to why he never got a stiffy for women.
As you said, dude wears a Sheriffs uniform. He should drown in pussy and suffocate in titties.

[Guest]

I'd say it was more that he's too autistic to know how to attract a woman. Which is saying something because he's a cop and he's killed someone. Women should be falling over him

He's nearly 40, unmarried, and reading books on Asexuality. I know there's only so much you can judge based on that, but it looks damning. If a guy's pecker doesn't work, then he's not even a guy. It's just basic biology.

[Guest]

I just compare him to his brother. Remember, Spoony has/had no idea how to attract women either