Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guestfag]

Second biggest to the hog for being an insane liar. The retarded, fat, ugly, lazy mountain of shit never had a pet.

When dafuq did Rachel have a pet? Weren't the last 1-2 years the great saga of her never having enough money to feed herself?

Goiyms, you should read between the lines.
Rachel lore got expanded, because she confirmed theory.
She now flat out confirmed that The Wart has life of its own. That's her pet. Now that we know it officially, I think we can safely estimate that wart will outlive her.
Or that there is more than one.

F for Oreo, poor dog. But it was her time, I think she was 12 years old? That's still nice age, shame she died when after 2 years of suffering with this piece of shit, when her life would change for the better most probably with Miles. But I think with thay age, we can safely say half of his sadposting was bullshit. If dog was mistreated, she wouldn't live that long. Which is surprising that he gave a shit about something other than his sorry ass.
That's also another rule of fucking Spoony - he will outlive everything and everyone.

[rabidtictac]

Yeah, Oreo lived a long time for a medium size dog. Who knows what her quality of life was though. Mutts tend to be pretty healthy and I think Oreo was a mutt. We'll never know if Spoony was as neglectful a pet owner as he was with everything else in his life. Maybe Oreo was that one thing to penetrate his shield of narcissism.

Warthog is lying. We've been monitoring her tweets for at least a year and she's never mentioned a dog. She's bitched about absolutely everything else and spilled all kinds of personal information about her living situation, roommates and interests. But never mentioned a pet, despite that being both a source of expenses for her (with her limited income) and a constant daily upkeep for someone who claims to be crippled by chronic pain.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Plus you would assume she would've tweeted about either her bitch of a landlord or her other roommate (the one that screams at her for no reason) kicking the puppy or being otherwise mean to it (even if she had to make these events up herself).
Or that any of her weird money-begging tweets (that never explain how you could send her cash) would've included something like "Please give me money or my puppeh will die".
Or that any of her tweets regarding her stunning and brave 10 minute walks (that require at least a week to recover from) would include some cute and fluffy remarks about her puppeh being so happy to be outside :3

[Guest]

Old age or not; anyone knows this dog would have been better off somewhere else.

[Guest]

And of course everyone on plebbit is sucking his dick.

[wulfenlord]

Spoonys glorious Twitter return (YEAR OF THE SPOON)

- 359 condolence-ass pats in the first 10 hours of resurgence, of which there are 73 from furfags/communists/self-published authors/LGBTBBQ-allies with pronouns in their bios, even though they are clearly CIS-gender (~20%)

- of which we have around a dozen full-blown tranny retards (strap on to your strap-ons, it's gonna get wild):

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This one needs an extra spoiler, trust me:

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-no cringy stand-alone photos and/or texts found to share, so a random post
https://twitter.com/saintwalker98/

- Persons of indiscriminate gender - either trannies/crossdressers, or Rachel-kind of ugly
https://twitter.com/DarthSkarlette
https://twitter.com/JennyRomanchuk

- some furfag tranny with NO photos, so he must be truly hideous, and that he has a cow fursona reeks of actual zoophilia/drinking gallons of cum, too lazy to copy the account link

- an actually passing MtF - what?!

- Sightings of other Kahntent creators: only DiamandaHaggis so far

BONUS FEATURE: measly Patreon remains

Though its not visible directly, by seeping through the faggots who once liked his posts, there are a few patreons still remaining faithful.

- 3 sycophants still supporting spoony, one of which is Emir Suckdick
https://www.patreon.com/Omorka
This guy has way too much money, as he supports some 50 faggots, mostly from CA

https://www.patreon.com/user/creators?u=404421
https://www.patreon.com/user/creators?u=7028093

- 2 more who quite possibly also support him, but since they allegedly also "create" some smut, its not visible
https://www.patreon.com/steelresolve
https://www.patreon.com/DramaChick

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

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Somehow less dignified than Star Wars Kid

- an actually passing MtF - what?!

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Don't let the filters fool you, my nakama. That picture is about as real as the Mona Lisa.

[Rushy]

I feel bad for him.

Why? He's using the death of the dog to come back on Twitter, be a narc, do nothing and collect Patreon money.
And his handler allowed it.

Yeah, but it's still the death of a dog

[Musical Space Cowboy]

I wonder if Spoony's gonna reactivate the Oreo Twitter account and have the dog start posting from beyond the grave.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

"Patrollin borda of Heavin wiv Auli to stop Mexecins from enterin. Ima gud doggeh."