Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

I just ran into Spoony at the beach today. He's really taking care of himself. Look at that bod! I'd let him man handle me. Hell, I'd let him Spoon feed me if you get my drift.

[Guest]

Now man the fuck up, burn those "books" of yours, reconsider your politics and maybe you will smash a Blueberryragaslut or two by the end of the year.

Miles needs to watch More Plates more Dates, and hop on a TRT regimen. I guarantee you his interest in women would return. The gay ass "asexual" movement is just severely hormone males and women.

[Guest]

what is the context of this image?

[Newhalf]

Let's face it, he can't just restart his career and pretend that nothings happened.

Pretend what?
NOTHING HAS HAPPENED for years now

[Guest]

Now man the fuck up, burn those "books" of yours, reconsider your politics and maybe you will smash a Blueberryragaslut or two by the end of the year.

Miles needs to watch More Plates more Dates, and hop on a TRT regimen. I guarantee you his interest in women would return. The gay ass "asexual" movement is just severely hormone males and women.

Why are you obsessed with getting Mikes on TRT? You're gayer than he is.

[Guest]

Why are you obsessed with getting Mikes on TRT? You're gayer than he is.

This and, 'asexuals' aren't 'asexual' because they're low-T. They're 'asexual' because they're autistic. No cure for that

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

what is the context of this image?

The gangbang before the inclusion of gay dead muppets.

MOVIE REVIEW: He hasn't watched it. Do you like it? Then it's dog shit.

You can replace "movie" with every other consumeristic piece of junk you can think of, and still you will have the perfect summary of every past, present and future contribution to mankind that your brother can come up with, Miles.

Don't forget him writing a multi-tweet diatribe on the most asinine shit to avoid having to talk about the actual movie/game/whatever (aka "Hurr durr Kenshiro's motivation makes no sense").

[Guest]

Don't forget him writing a multi-tweet diatribe on the most asinine shit to avoid having to talk about the actual movie/game/whatever (aka "Hurr durr Kenshiro's motivation makes no sense").

@TheSpoonyOne - I like how the Jedi start running really fast when they have never done that before.
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@TheSpoonyOne - That skill would have been useful when Yoda burned their Jedi Burritos in the temple microwave TWOPP KABANG KAROW
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@Simps - LOL SPOONY LOL when my bennies come and finish slicing my cock in half I'm going to send it to you. Both of them. =^o-o^=

@RaeAngel07 - I have also noticed this, it made me want to stab George Lucas 400 times for you.

@Reddit - He's still got it! That was great! Wow, he could be back up to $5000 any time he wanted!

@Razorfag - This is a video. Just say this while looking into the camera and... oh god I'm gonna coom

[Complicity]

Spoony sucks even as The Avatar of TDS

While Noah can only whine about Orange Man from the safety of his dark cave, Chad old man rapes grandmas in the name of progressivism.

[Kugelfisch]

Don't you just hate it when you're peacefully hanging out in the yard of your stalker, shouting and yelling madly about the former president, and then those Nazi cops lock you up for it?