Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

[mad bum]

He promised a non stop live stream, not syndicated garbage while he sleeps. Any asshole with enough of there own videos can do that. It's at 99% btw so it's funded, he beat his cucks into financial submission by not releasing anything new.

Anyway we know you'll read this Brad so fuck you and your shitty movie.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I mean maybe instead of doing a Brad Tries every time taco bell has a new menu item, you take 3 minutes out of your day to drink the goddamn peanut butter soda, y'know for the autistics.

>implying Brad respects his paypigs

Kids need their popcorn movies, too. Not everything needs to be brilliant art or educational. But I guess he's gotta live up to the Snob name.

It doesn't even have to be brilliant art or educational, just as long as these manchildren can pretend it does.

And where they honestly expecting a Teen Titans Go! movie to be that much different from the show or something?

You can feel the desperation though, there weren't this many streams during the Jesus, Bro drive.

Of course he's desparate. His previous begging success has made him believe he can just demand more and more bucks and meet the goal every time.

I swear I've heard Brad talk about bloated Hollywood budgets that don't show up on screen in Midnight Screenings. Here we have $50,000 that'll all go toward his inevitable divorce and the actual movie will be the same ole bullshit acted out by his sexfriends.

At least the catering will be nice I guess.

[drisko]

He's funded now. I guess someone was really amazed by his streaming reruns. Or most likely he donated it all in order to try and encourage people donating enough to get the super special guest star actor.

[Guest]

It's funded!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cinema Snob 2 featuring The Walker Bros, his wife, Linkara, and the 'Snob Crew' coming soon!!!!
Trump needs to audit all disability payments.

[Guest]

At least the catering will be nice I guess.

And everything they eat will have a seperate Brad Tries, all behind Patreon, nickel and dime 'em Brad.

[veris leta facies]

Congrats Brad, don't mind these rascals here dissing your movie, secretly we all donated and we all are eager to see it! With 50 large I'm sure you'll come up with something amazing.

[Kugelfisch]

I'm eager to see what a dumpster fire he will produce. With 50k he's got no excuse.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Oh, I'm sure his old pal Linky can give him some tips on how to blow 30+k on a single set.

[Rushy]

30 000 on a set, 10 000 to get Spoony out of retirement, 5000 for Brad Tries, 4000 for the movie and 1000 for Brad's salary as writer-producer-actor

[Tony Schiavone]

Told ya all. Seen that trick happen before where an acquaintance admitted as much in detail for his own little fundraiser.

You build it up as much as you can legit, then pony up the remainder with your own money (under a fake account) to ensure that you keep what's already been funded and keep up hype. Everything that happens after you paid with cheap easy throwaways you call "stretch goals," and you rake in everything else as pure profit.