Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Spoony is even a failure at being a half-assed, lazy IN. James is actually retarded and hasn't put effort into anything of commercial value in years but he's still not a foreclosed on 40 year old (soon 41!) hermit living with his brother.

turns out Noah's sensitivity meant he could never interact with fans, even comments on twitch chat. Meaning his career was doomed.

[mad bum]

DHI falls apart without Noah, seems like every other day some guestfag posts some old tweet because we're in spoony withdrawal.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

There's just no one else who could replace the broken branch in our hearts.

[Guest]

The Ever Victorious Broken Branch.

[Nobue]

When's the next live wire, Boss?

Never

I can picture it now: Noah sulking in his old childhood home while his parents argue on what to do with him.

That should've been the start of his movie. I'd have watched him getting kicked out the house.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

*Cue Solsbury Hill playing over road movie footage of him and Miles*

[Guest]

because we're in spoony withdrawal.

It was oddly comforting that I could go to Spoony's twitter after not looking at it for 4 months, there, like old reliable would be tweeting the same inane nonsense.

[Guest]

He'll be back. You think Noah is the kind of guy to beat an addiction? He'll be back.

[Guest]

The Ever Victorious Broken Branch.

That branch outlasted him.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I never had any doubt about that. Trees will always bee more productive than he ever was.