Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by CuckTurdginson » Wed Jul 17, 2024 9:29 pm

Why is that stupid edit making me laugh so hard.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jul 17, 2024 9:45 pm

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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by Le Redditeur » Wed Jul 17, 2024 9:57 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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I never get tired of penis.
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Calm down, Lightbringer.

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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by CuckTurdginson » Thu Jul 18, 2024 3:23 am

People seem to be assmad he won't talk about shitty movies anymore, but making enough money where you don't need to put out content about crap seems like a great thing. Also a good career move, can't rely on the dicksucking forever.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by Ghost Dog » Thu Jul 18, 2024 5:43 am

CuckTurdginson wrote:
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People seem to be assmad he won't talk about shitty movies anymore, but making enough money where you don't need to put out content about crap seems like a great thing. Also a good career move, can't rely on the dicksucking forever.
It's how he said it like in the 11 minute mark where he talks about how he doesn't enjoy talking negatively about films anymore and that channel will no longer be about film criticism but film appreciation along with the part where he talks about how hard it is to talk about a movie. It shows him going soft and that someone working hard on something means you shouldn't be mean about how the thing they made was bad. It makes Stuckmann out like he's going to be kissing people's asses from now on in order to avoid burning bridges with negative reviews.

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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Jul 18, 2024 6:40 am

>don't be mean to people because they produced shit
He should call his new format "The Participation Trophy Hour".
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by CuckTurdginson » Thu Jul 18, 2024 7:11 am

I mean - I’d rather make money talking about movies i like, too.

If you can pull that off - good on you.

Would love to see the numbers, bc if he’s in the red there’s something to mock there.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by Oengae » Thu Jul 18, 2024 7:03 pm

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Where's YOUR movie, Matthew?!
Maffew like a lot of other talentless INs views himself as a temporarily embarrassed filmmaker rather than a YouTuber. He hopes that one day if he kisses the right ass or tweets hard enough some studio exec will come to his house and give him a blank check to make a real movie. He doesn't want to put in the work to build a portfolio or get some small film projects under his belt.

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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by TheManWithNoPlan » Mon Jul 22, 2024 4:56 pm

Joblo review say it’s average that seems more accurate

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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by ebin namefag » Mon Jul 22, 2024 6:04 pm

Heywood Joblome
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