April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[Guest]

What does MarzGurl and a brick have in common?
Both were laid by a Mexican.

You really think she has sex with her husband?

[mad bum]

TFW you'll never be pegged by marzgurl

[Guest]

Imagine losing your watch in her phat white ass. What a privilege!

[Kugelfisch]

Her manlet husband gets regularly lost in her ass for days on end.

[pibbs]

Her manlet husband gets regularly lost in her ass for days on end.

Only when they cosplay Indiana Jones and her Ass of Doom.

Watch out for those boulders!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Imagine having her long arm all the way up your anus.

[Flusho]

That's definitely a basketball hoop, because that large house was meant for a FAMILY not some internet nobody NEET with his leech girlfriend and doge.

Looking at his neighborhood, his house is practically on a cul de sac, it’s definitely an area for families, “traditional” families, the kind with children.
What the hell was he thinking? I know it goes without saying, but it’s still mind boggling!
It doesn’t make any sense for him to live in that neighborhood, or to even want to live there.
He could have gotten an even larger house further out in the middle of nowhere, if he wanted to live in some giant place.
But he was obviously deluded if he thought he needed to be smack-dab in the middle of a suburban, family neighborhood.
If his neighborhood didn’t hate him before, they definitely all hate him now.

[Guest]

If his neighborhood didn’t hate him before, they definitely all hate him now.

Why would they hate him? They don't even know if he's still living there.

[Flusho]

Why would they hate him? They don't even know if he's still living there.

Oh, believe me, they know.
Place like that, everyone knows everyone’s business.
Plus they’re waiting on his ass leaving, they’d know he was gone because his blight would be gone from their lives.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Having a knee high weedy lawn will piss off your neighbors even if they never see you.