Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by rabidtictac » Sat Jul 21, 2018 2:56 am

$2000 so he can draw shit that you pay him for. Don't think I didn't notice that bit. He's not drawing stuff for free. He's going to take your $2000 so he can take even more money in the future for commissions of gay furry hentai.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by pibbs » Sat Jul 21, 2018 3:10 am

Some quotes from his Gofuckme:

"The money raised will go directly to purchasing a new Cintiq and desktop. This would also benefit my writing career, as I do the cover art for all of my book releases."

Ah, so he wants a new computer too. The tablet breaks but fuck it, let's see if we can pull a Brad here. All the shekels, faggots! "Writing career" these vermin just don't understand if you're not making money at something it's not a career.

"Some might ask about the Patreon, and they'd be right to do so. As it stands, the most I've left over from Patreon on a given month is 20 bucks after billth. I've gone ahead and factored that in to the total amount here."

And he has a patreon too. Of course he does.

"anything I can raise towards it helps my wife and I out immeasurably, and let's me get to work on expanding my little dream that much sooner. In short, it helps me get back to work, and earning my keep."

You're not earning your keep if you're begging for money, asshole. Your wife must be proud.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Old Black Man » Sat Jul 21, 2018 9:26 am

Hmm, so I wanted to go back and watch the midnight screening of Lazer Team but it seems to have mysteriously vanished. Funny seeing as it was an entire video of Brad shitting on the movie and talking about how he made way better stuff for far less.

I’ll give RT this, they’re a fucking legitimate business. They started out as some buddies making a series with a bedroom for a studio, and 10+ years later they’re a noteworthy company with their assets spread out smartly. Meanwhile Brad is an uninspired hack who’s only “upgrades” in a decade have been new women and homes. I think the most he ever did was get a decent quality camera so his audio/video wasn’t total shit in his chair segments.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jul 21, 2018 9:59 am

pibbs wrote:
Sat Jul 21, 2018 12:24 am
Since this is an ebegging thread now, l need the exact same thing as this guy. Give me your hard earned money and I'll draw pictures for you like your six year old children would do. We'll call it the "Pibbs is a fat lazy bastard and wants expensive equipment for minimal effort" or PIAFLBAWEEFME for short. I don't even want the $2,000 model. I'll take the $1,000. It's a bargain! So pay up faggots. EDIT: Marzgurl retweeted this BTW I didn't just pull it out of my ass.
Can't see Brad's campaign succeeding with this kind of competition.

(Also give me $1,000, and I'll write quality fanfics for you. Anything with futas costs another $2,000. Furries and other degenerate exotic stuff is $3,000.)
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"The money raised will go directly to purchasing a new Cintiq and desktop. This would also benefit my writing career, as I do the cover art for all of my book releases."
Just give some guy on deviantArt 20 bucks or something. You don't need hundreds or even thousands of dollars' worth in hardware for your writing career.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Boogie's Panniculus » Sat Jul 21, 2018 2:50 pm

His twitter is "xer" and has a "wife".

Nigga you don't """"""need"""""" a fucking cintiq.
Buy a normal wacom tablet and use that for a while. Then grow up and have money in savings to replace the shit you use.

You just know the guy has a room full of toys and shit that he spends all his payafuck money on.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jul 21, 2018 4:44 pm

Oh yeah, I can see him being the type of guy who only has money for shit he doesn't actually need.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Whybother » Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:43 pm

So I watched the return of Joe Bob Briggs on Shudder over Friday The 13th weekend and I just heard they now intend to bring Joe Bob back again as sort of a psuedo-regular thing. The entire marathon, over the course of all the movies, I kept thinking to myself that he does exactly what Brad tries desperately to do... only Joe Bob Briggs is informed, entertaining, charismatic, and seems to hold opinions that are fall left right and center on the political spectrum that he can defend with ease while not sperging out over disagreement.

It got me thinking... all this time all these tgwtg people have really just been mimicking what they saw on television in the 90s and doing a shit job of it. It made Brad especially seem even more pathetic.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Boogie's Panniculus » Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:49 pm

Whybother wrote:
Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:43 pm
It got me thinking... all this time all these tgwtg people have really just been mimicking what they saw on television in the 90s and doing a shit job of it. It made Brad especially seem even more pathetic.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Sat Jul 21, 2018 8:40 pm

Why is drawfag man bringing his wife into this. I'm sure your autistic virginal fanbase is gonna love paying for the slag you plow.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Boogie's Panniculus » Sun Jul 22, 2018 2:50 am

Guest wrote:
Sat Jul 21, 2018 8:40 pm
Why is drawfag man bringing his wife into this. I'm sure your autistic virginal fanbase is gonna love paying for the slag you plow.
to extract more money from the paypigs!

If he had a dog or a kid he'd be talking about them too!

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