Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Musical Space Cowboy » Wed Jun 18, 2025 2:11 am

Does he have a shirt that says "I will eat your penis" on it?

My mistake: that's his tattoo...that he made sure to put on an area that's at a child's eye level.

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jun 18, 2025 5:11 am

Does he have a "SYMBOLISM!!!!" shirt?

Either way I'd be less embarrassed rocking a full set of ahegao wear.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by wulfenlord » Wed Jun 18, 2025 6:59 am

He has. You can go for the sex offender look or sport his iconic pose.

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https://filmbrain.dashery.com/products/ ... op-t-shirt

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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by ebin namefag » Wed Jun 18, 2025 7:30 am

Why does FilmBrain sell a "Symbolism" shirt with a slice of pizza on it. What does that symbolise?
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Old Black Man » Wed Jun 18, 2025 8:20 am

His love for cheese pizza.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jun 21, 2025 9:09 pm

Mommy told her little boy that he looks handsome in that denim jacket and he felt so cute he put that selfie onto his merch. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Rushy » Sun Jun 22, 2025 6:39 am

He'd look sort of vaguely decent if he abandoned all hair. Scalp, chin, all of it. Just shave that shit off
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jun 22, 2025 6:58 am

Don't forget his scrotum for the complete Dr. Evil package.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Old Black Man » Sun Jun 22, 2025 1:07 pm

Saw this and thought of FilmBald.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jun 22, 2025 1:10 pm

Didn't the last one have a child predator (because he was after the autistic kid)?
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