Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by pibbs » Tue Jul 16, 2024 9:54 pm

Don't forget he's pansexual.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by Ghost Dog » Tue Jul 16, 2024 9:59 pm

Filmbrain is kissing his ass because of the news. How dare people not like that he refused to give negative reviews anymore in order to not hurt his chances in Hollywood. Let's see if the movie is actually good because if it blows, a lot of people are going to be making fun of it compared to the likes of Space Cop or TBF because it's being distributed by a legit studio like NEON.

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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by ebin namefag » Tue Jul 16, 2024 10:05 pm

CuckTurdginson wrote:
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It's NEON
So is my piss.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by CuckTurdginson » Wed Jul 17, 2024 1:05 am

It’s a Lindsay situation - Filmbald hopes he can hitch to Stuckmans wagon - but no matter how awful the movie turns out to be - and it probably won’t be good - I don’t think Stuckmanns that dumb.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by wulfenlord » Wed Jul 17, 2024 4:35 am

M-maybe he can edit his videos for a shout-out...
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jul 17, 2024 4:11 pm

Where's YOUR movie, Matthew?!
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by CuckTurdginson » Wed Jul 17, 2024 4:17 pm

He was in Suburban Knights, sirs! Made by bald screechy Hitler!
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by pibbs » Wed Jul 17, 2024 5:33 pm

CuckTurdginson wrote:
Wed Jul 17, 2024 4:17 pm
He was in Suburban Knights, sirs! Made by bald screechy Hitler!
Don't sell him short. He also starred in such hits as "Kickassia" "To Boldly Flee" and cameos in such blockbusters as the Ashen movies.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jul 17, 2024 5:43 pm

I never get tired of the penis scene. The man deserved an Oscar.
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Re: Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

Post by ebin namefag » Wed Jul 17, 2024 5:46 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Jul 17, 2024 5:43 pm
I never get tired of penis.
rabidtictac wrote:
Sun Jul 03, 2022 7:49 am
The secret is to stop thinking.
Uguuboi wrote:
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Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you

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