Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Dingus Bajingus]

I'm genuinely curious as to what the fuck he was getting at with his claim that the datalog's joke about the chocobo chick (that its name being spoken would cause some kind of catastrophe) was true. It's not. Its name is Chocolina. She's the freaky shopkeeper lady from XIII-2.

[Le Redditeur]

Goddamn Chocolina was proof that Squeenix had some degenerate freaks working in the FF XIII-2 project, but nothing else.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She's even better in World of Final Fantasy (does anyone even remember that one?).

SpoilerShow

Ultros-approved.

[Newhalf]

Dammit now I wanted to boast my favorite example of when he boldly claims that the final boss does nothing but stand there and heal himself, even adding for emphasis once more "Really, that's all he does!" even as the screen shows the boss using some magic attack and wiping out the party. (Which prompts him to say "If you still manage to die somehow".. Like how would you even if the boss didn't ever attack?)
The only problem is, that was the Yu Yevon boss in FFX..
So I withdraw my statement and cede point that obviously every information in his reviews of XIII was correct
I thought there was a similar moment in that game's final boss fight but I'm surprised how little even I want to go and re-watch those videos just to make sure.
I think he's describing a tactics that he doesn't seem to be using and accuses people who'd have trouble with the boss to "suck at video games" which of course he doesn't.. Nor does he suck at anything else.

[Guest]

I thought there was a similar moment in that game's final boss fight but I'm surprised how little even I want to go and re-watch those videos just to make sure.

Don't do that to yourself.

[Newhalf]

I'm not Rachel (thankfully), so I won't

[Guest]

The full (4 hour!) series with all the skits removed.

[Guest]

It's still not funny. It's still an old man raging at a stupid game and acting like it ruined his life. If you wanna watch a 4 fucking hour snyder cut of a videogame video, go watch Uberdanger's Fallout video. It has no skits and is actually genuine. It's about having fun, not about le ruined childhood reee.

[Complicity]

Uberdanger

This guy?

Who also had "proud feminist" in his bio at some point?
Why is Sseth friends with this guy again?
I have also heard a rumor about Mandalore Gayming supporting BurnLootMurder, but i haven't seen proof of that.

[drisko]

I miss skits in reviews.

I used to find them amusing, then it became clear these fuckers take themselves way too seriously