Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Spoony was always trash. He lucked out by coming along when online reviewing was in its infancy and there was no bar on talent. As soon as the "industry" matured he was left behind and went nuts.

[Guest]

Nah, he fucked himself and stopped posting before he got left behind.

[rabidtictac]

Lack of competition was the only reason any member of TGWTG managed to hit it big. DSP is proof positive that it doesn't matter how fucking awful your videos are, as long as you get in early. I'm not talking about the content of the videos, either. I'm talking purely audiovisual fidelity. Some of those early DSP vids are downright unwatchable. Retarded manchild sways drunkenly while filming his television on a camera with fucked-up colors.

[Guest]

Whereas Linkara is a good example of where Spoony would be if he'd kept making videos. Stagnant 36k sub count in a YT world where you need at least a million to count as a small fry.

[rabidtictac]

Doge did well on jewtube, but only by embracing his inner clown and pandering entirely to tweens. He's a "success story" and probably the only one possible for an e-celeb. You either become irrelevant and forgotten or you remain popular by exploiting a vulnerable and stupid market. Lind Sze does the same by pandering to the feminist cat lady crowd, like a female Miscarriage of Acchild with less intelligence.

[casual pleb]

You know, that Doge ultimately sees himself as a failure, just like angry nintendo cuck, just like Spoony, in that sense - they are all the same. They all hoped that their internet shtick would grow into something bigger - that they would go on to making actual Hollywood movies or acting in them. I remember when Doge first time tried to "retire" his nostalgia critic persona to make that unwatchable garbage "comedy" skit show - all the drones on their forums cheered, while I told them, that he will be back to NC in no time, of course, everyone jumped my throat then, but I was right - he had to go back, after just a few months, because even the biggest devotees found his "original content" unwatchable.

They are all nothing but one trick ponies with over inflated egos.

[Guest]

At least Doge tried and wasn't too proud to go back to work when he failed. AVGN is literally a cuck who gave up on real filmmaking because his fat wife treats him like a pet, while Spoopy didn't even lift a finger to achieve his supposed dreams and got so bitter about it he destroyed his cushy life.

The only successful IN is probably Bekaluvsdiru, running the Arizona chapter of the Yakuza. (Where's her money, Noah?!)

[Guest]

I wonder how everything would have shaken out if Doge had not tried to kill off the NC at peak viewership, and made To Boldly Flee as just another TGWTG anniversary special to keep the kids happy. He could have kept the TGWTG pyramid scheme going into the really profitable years of YouTube if he had just been smart enough to know his creative ceiling. He fucked off more money than James Rolfe, who is actually retarded.

[rabidtictac]

He lost way more just from refusing to go to YouTube for so long. Imagine missing out on peak jewtube adgibs because you're busy being retarded about BLIP BLIP BLIP. He could have easily posted (exclusive videos) to both and taken money from both.

That he went to youtube at all was a minor miracle, in that it showed the greedy, lazy, egotistical e-celeb is capable of learning. A number of his compatriots couldn't do that.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I feel like CTC would've still happend, thoug much later and with less fanfare. This shit was basically just a bunch of losers screaming at impotent rage because leeching off of Doge only got them so far. Him killing off the critic was just one of many sob stories they had in their arsenal, and I doubt their careers would've been all that much better if Demo Reel never happened..

Whereas Linkara is a good example of where Spoony would be if he'd kept making videos. Stagnant 36k sub count in a YT world where you need at least a million to count as a small fry.

I can see Spoony having an order of magnitude more subs, just because he has a less annoying voice and can actually pretend to be somewhat charismatic.