The last time he saw a vagina.
Mathew "Film Bald" Buck
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Oh shit, i forgot he killed David Bowie by infecting they/them with a deadly Chinese virus!ebin namefag wrote: ↑Sun Feb 23, 2025 2:44 pmKilling your wife with a hammer and getting away with it has to count for something.
That's a big peak.
Only Faggiepy did better, because not only he killed his retarded Lupa-looking wife, but he also cannibalized her remains and got away with it by claiming that he left her in the woods.
Failous will peak by murdering Lupa and cannibalizing her remains when enough will be enough. I will testify in his favor, he clearly will just leave her in the woods.
Luke More Than Meets The Eye should peak already by realizing he will never have sex and by becoming a statistic.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck
(s)he had an interview with Notch!!!!!!!VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Sun Feb 23, 2025 8:30 amHe's just desperately trying to rekindle the glory days when he made his infamous Spoony rant.Complicity wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2025 9:30 pmLordfat will peak as soon as he goes through the snip snip.
rabidtictac wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2025 11:02 pmDHI is proof you can be both a massive homosexual and a virgin. They're not exclusive. If you display both in large enough quantities you can qualify for mod status.
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Gay-F Jarapey isn't from Channel Awsome which explains why he's a winner.Complicity wrote: ↑Sun Feb 23, 2025 10:01 pmOh shit, i forgot he killed David Bowie by infecting they/them with a deadly Chinese virus!ebin namefag wrote: ↑Sun Feb 23, 2025 2:44 pmKilling your wife with a hammer and getting away with it has to count for something.
That's a big peak.
Only Faggiepy did better, because not only he killed his retarded Lupa-looking wife, but he also cannibalized her remains and got away with it by claiming that he left her in the woods.
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I peaked by coining do the JewWario, then I got fat and drunk like Orson Welles and ate myself to death.Complicity wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2025 9:30 pmHis peak was saying that he puked the first time he saw a woman naked - in a porno, of course.
LittleKuriboh peaked by removing his clothes in front of his wife.
Spoony peaked by losing the house, the orc and the Dremel.
ProlapsedJared peaked by sending dick pics to an autistic minor, after the previous banger : The Sailor Mercury cosplay.
Cockslut peaked with the dead muppet gangbang.
Brad peaked by getting his ass kicked by JudoJake.
JewWario peaked by doing the JewWario.
Lindsay Redneck peaked by murdering a mulatto baby.
Miles peaked by murdering a Mexican.
Troontaku peaked by murdering the ANN faggot.
Lordfat will peak as soon as he goes through the snip snip.
Lupa, MarzCunt and SARAH WILSON are too lame to peak.
Beanrod and Suede are too retarded to peak.
We need another one or two of them to do it, too many of them running around.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck
Magical hammer, bro! That was it's true power all along.ebin namefag wrote: ↑Sun Feb 23, 2025 2:44 pmKilling your wife with a hammer and getting away with it has to count for something.
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Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl muh'fugen bix nood
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck
Is he using slimming filters to make himself look less fat? His head is way too long.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Got that "pedo leering at kids in the park" fit.
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