Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by rabidtictac » Sat Jul 07, 2018 10:42 pm

I really doubt we'll get to see even $50,000 worth of "quality" out of this movie if it were fully funded. Reminder Linkara spent a ludicrous amount on a shitty set so he could LARP star trek.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by mad bum » Sun Jul 08, 2018 12:13 am

Linkaras movie gave me some real life ROFL's during the DHI viewing, so I'll have those memories of that shit movie.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Rushy » Sun Jul 08, 2018 12:24 am

Mmmmm Linkara's movie.
Dat time I shitposted page after page on the Linkara thread about that movie. Beautiful.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Whybother » Sun Jul 08, 2018 1:35 am

You know what the best part of MST3K returning and Joe Bob Briggs doing one final Monstervision/Drive-In Theater style show is? It makes people like Brad utterly irrelevant.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by pibbs » Sun Jul 08, 2018 2:35 am

And the indiegogo thus far after the 12 hour live stream...

$17,461

35% of $50,000
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Whybother » Sun Jul 08, 2018 2:37 am

Yeah... these snob fans aren't biting. If he doesn't do something him is screwed. How will his buddy Ryan get to keep pretending he's a Hollywood insider without this directing gig?!

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Sun Jul 08, 2018 3:19 am

Maybe if all his past movies hadn't sucked so hard people would be more willing to fund future ones.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Pepsi Man » Sun Jul 08, 2018 3:56 am

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Sun Jul 08, 2018 3:19 am
Maybe if all his past movies hadn't sucked so hard people would be more willing to fund future ones.
But didn't you read his tweets? He totally did those cheaply and with few crew members. Imagine what he could do with 50k! The potential!
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by mad bum » Sun Jul 08, 2018 5:19 am

It's because lupa isn't there isn't it?
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by PassTheRemote » Sun Jul 08, 2018 5:32 am

Whybother wrote:
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Maybe now would be a good time for him to re-evaluate his fucking budget. El Mariachi was made for 7 grand. At a time when the equipment to make a movie was 2 to 3 times higher than the costs are today. What the fuck does he need 50k for a snob movie for? Even if we grant the shaky premise that it will all go toward the movie what could he possibly need that much for?

Reading through the budget breakdown these assholes would have to come up with to justify their budgets would be hysterical.
The issue is that every time, these internet nobodies overextend themselves. Linkara's movie did not have the budget for visual effects, but had them anyway and they sucked.

My guess is that he's gonna do what he did on Jesus Bro, and waste money on bringing the Walkers to his neck of the woods and pay for travel and lodging. I don't get why he cannot hire local actors, cut a huge chunk from the budget. Put that money towards making the audio sound less echoey and an acceptable quality.
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Yeah... these snob fans aren't biting. If he doesn't do something him is screwed. How will his buddy Ryan get to keep pretending he's a Hollywood insider without this directing gig?!
He'll have to go back to editing Lifetime movies and Asylum flicks, which while that doesn't sound like a great career, sounds infinitely more stable than Brad's career at the present moment...

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