Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Le Redditeur]

Main line titles, you get only bunny ears.

[Kugelfisch]

Superior anyways. Fite me, Voice!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Time to pull out the big guns again.

[Old Black Man]

Squall should`ve picked teacher with whip.

Fuck yeah!

If only the in-game model looked like that

Sadly our machines had their limits, but she looks alright in the remaster. I wonder if she ditches glasses during battle or if they just couldn’t render them. I’d say she’d wind up looking like Otacon due to limitations but Pierce from Parasite Eve II made them work.

[Guest]

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Sadly our machines had their limits, but she looks alright in the remaster. I wonder if she ditches glasses during battle or if they just couldn’t render them.

The PS1 didn't have enough blast processing. If she didn't drop the glasses before each battle she'd look like a genderswapped Umino from Sailor Moon.

[wulfenlord]

One of the sycophants on Beggareon seriously upped xis or xer pledge, as if that will motivate Spoony to do something, its fucking disgusting.

Seriously, without 3-4 loony bins throwing out ridiculous amounts the Patreon would be around hundred bucks.

[Guest]

Spoony did animu reviews? I was not aware of such thing.

The only thing I know about from Spoony's reviews is he apparently hated a romance in some final fantasy game and wanted to try to upset viewers by saying one of the people in the relationship had an ex? And then talked about the ex and them having sex?

You're talking about Squall X Rinoa, the GREATEST ROMANCE OF ALL TIME if FF8 fans are to be believed.
Seriously, FF8 fanbois are only a slight bit better than Spoopy himself, if that.
Regrettably I played that game back when, and the chemistry of those characters is even deader than Aerith post-penetration.

That's fine, I just don't really get the point of the "Look at this porn, I will ruin your romance!" point he apparently tried to make.
Then again, if I understood Spoony, he wouldn't be shit.

[Guest]

FF8 was absolute garbage. If it didn't have the words "Final Fantasy" it would've been another long-forgotten PS1 JRPG.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

But it had a trading card mini-game.

One of the sycophants on Beggareon seriously upped xis or xer pledge, as if that will motivate Spoony to do something, its fucking disgusting.

His most true-and-honest welfare payers have always buckled up to keep his income above an arbitrary psychological threshold. I think it was 500 bucks for the longest time, until even that became unsustainable.