Chris "Zod's Snapped Neck" Cuckmann

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

What's up with the thumbnail? Why isn't he looking at the camera? And why do his eyes appear to be looking in slightly different directions?

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

Malformed orbitals via low calcium intake.

[pibbs]

He also is forming Angry Joe fat face.

[CuckTurdginson]

This dude's movie got picked up by an actual distributor.

Warner Bros is getting To Boldly Flee any day now!

[pibbs]

Theatrical or streaming?

[CuckTurdginson]

It's NEON - who just had a hit with Longlegs, so if they try theatrical I won't be shocked.

[Ghost Dog]

It's NEON - who just had a hit with Longlegs, so if they try theatrical I won't be shocked.

Now I'm wondering if the movie is actually good or the movie got picked up because Mike Flanagan is an executive producer for the movie. I can't believe Stuckmann has now gotten the furthest in Hollywood out of all the INs. Lindsay could only get work on the Kardashians, Spoony tried to get on Jimmy Fallon and failed, and RLM and Doge have been on Smiling Friends.

[CuckTurdginson]

He aped Jeremy Jahns and it worked. Even when he joined CA it kind of seemed like it was out of pity.

He got Mike Flanagan to produce? I didn't know that - but knowing that now, that's gotta be what it is.

[Kugelfisch]

He grew up in the hood as the only white boy. I'd imagine survival instinct (and just personal inclination) made him develop outstanding blow job skills.
Giving good head goes far with the right Hollywood executives.

[CuckTurdginson]

Chris Stuckmann got gangbanged at the after party.