Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[rabidtictac]

She tweets so much bullshit about her personal life that one can hardly help but know what her situation is. At least her perception of it. We also know that all she has to do to fix 99% of her problems is move back in with the hog-wrangling mother. But she won't do it. She values her spoony stalking too much.

[Kugelfisch]

Kicking people when they are down is what we do? Seems more that we are just speaking the harsh truth deluded people don't want to hear.

Giving Spoon asspats has done what for him? A decade of steady decline, seven or so years of almost complete inactivity. Not just online but absolutely.
What he needed about a decade ago was somebody to relentlessly kick his ass.

What has the hog gained from the online circle jerk? Nothing but utter delusions and a psychotic obsession with a greasy loser that couldn't give less of a fuck about her.

Bring back bullying!

[Guest]

Maybe, Rachel need cyber-augments? Mecha-legs, mecha-arms, mecha-breasts. Like Robocop or Darth Vader.

[rabidtictac]

She'd just use them as an excuse to whine more. She'd say the augments cause more chronic pain and she's suffering so much whenever her mecha-arms stretch across the room to type "mulan necklace" into amazon's search field.

[Guest]

Deploying Mecha-Wart.

[Liar Revealed]

Maybe, Rachel need cyber-augments? Mecha-legs, mecha-arms, mecha-breasts. Like Robocop or Darth Vader.

Mecha bladder, maybe.

[Guest]

She'd complain that her augments are starting to rust after she's pissed all over them

[Guest]

I guess they didn't get the point...

[Guest]

I guess they didn't get the point...

You're mom didn't get teh point. Mah point Maj dick

[Guestfag]

DHI officialy acknowledged
Since you're reading Rachel, why the fuck would you use that quote and not some of the real ones that actually try to help you? Like exposing through troony lies and what a fucker he is and how you would be so much better in mom's basement.
That wonderful poem Kugel wrote should make her think, but that's another confirmation braincells are soaked in piss and spoon obsession. I could understand being obssesed with him when he was at his "best", when it was still treatable if that sack of shit got his ass kicked and go for treatment, but now? Bank might as well burn the house into the ground and make cemetary there instead, because no one would want to live in house that smells like piss, shit and rotting corpse.