Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Oh yeah, the Jedi Hunter Because he just couldn't cope with his friend telling him "Hey, we're all playing force characters, so roll a Jedi or something, okay?"

He always goes against the grain, but then he blatantly said once that he didn't want anyone playing evil characters in his D&D campaigns and anyone who was thinking about playing one of them could fuck off.

[Newhalf]

I'm not familiar with that story.
Probably not worth it, eh?

As for his Vampire LARP game.. whatever it was.. on second thought I wonder if he even went to one at all or just heard about them existing and then came up with the story.
Even "back then" when this was supposed to have taken place, he didn't seem like the guy who would go to a LARP event to interact with people. Even his "counter-monkey" stories where he hung around in stores, pestering customers appear dubious at best.
But then those have been corraborated, I think?

[Guest]

jedy hunter spoony (known as super ultra extreme spoony jedy destroyer) was born with special power. he was stronger than other jedi. he destyroyed jedy academy and lost a piece of ear. have imposter in tweeter (mega faggot) also spoony is not pussy fuck you rushy everyone know youre fucking hater faggot

likes: hurtin jedy. being badass. bikes. guns. cool peole. killing people. slutty girls with big boobs. skulls. nine inch nails. linkin park. tweets.

dislikes: nice people. happiness. living. life. nature. dad. mom. football. deadhorseinterchange (stop laughing at my tweets you faggots). liquid (mega ass faggot)

[Guest]

I'm not familiar with that story.
Probably not worth it, eh?

It's one hour and twelve minutes of him going "Ha! Got you!" Oh, and he blatantly contradicts his All Jedi or No Jedi video where he explains *one of the fundamental problems of Star Wars RPGs*.

Spoony doesn't know.

[Newhalf]

What the deuce? He dares to ab-use Blind Guardian for the intro to his Counter-Faggot videos?
Die in piss, Spoony.

[Le Redditeur]

Oh yeah, the Jedi Hunter Because he just couldn't cope with his friend telling him "Hey, we're all playing force characters, so roll a Jedi or something, okay?"

He always goes against the grain, but then he blatantly said once that he didn't want anyone playing evil characters in his D&D campaigns and anyone who was thinking about playing one of them could fuck off.

TOBE FAIRY, 99% of the time, anyone wanting to play an Evil character in D&D is doing it just as an excuse to be a disruptive asshole to "pwn" the player rolling a paladin or cleric or as an excuse to be edgy and charge gold pieces to help anyone or move the plot behind.

[Guest]

True! But Spoony is the kind of cunt that wouldn't allow them to be played period because he's too afraid to be outshined by someone playing an actually interesting and well RP'd evil aligned character. The ones that don't boil down to simply being chaotic evil madmen who eat children or the lawful evil edgelord rogue who's only motivation is greed.

He's a fucker who goes out of his way to fuck up games for everyone else and just zap the fun away from the table asap. Can you imagine Spoony as a DM? You send him your interesting character with perhaps a bit of zany twists in the stereotype but have the backstory to go along with it just to have Spoon shove the sheet back in your face and say; "I don't think you *get* it. You don't *get* it. I don't think you *know* what playing a Paladin *means*.

[Newhalf]

Oh dear even what little PnP I played I would say I do not want to have this guy as a DM.
I don't even want him as the bank in Monopoly. Neither do I want him to shuffle a deck of cards for me. Just keep him far away from my table in general.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

TOBE FAIRY, 99% of the time, anyone wanting to play an Evil character in D&D is doing it just as an excuse to be a disruptive asshole to "pwn" the player rolling a paladin or cleric or as an excuse to be edgy and charge gold pieces to help anyone or move the plot behind.

No need for playing an Evil character to be a disruptive asshole. That's what Chaotic Neutral is for.

He's a fucker who goes out of his way to fuck up games for everyone else and just zap the fun away from the table asap. Can you imagine Spoony as a DM? You send him your interesting character with perhaps a bit of zany twists in the stereotype but have the backstory to go along with it just to have Spoon shove the sheet back in your face and say; "I don't think you *get* it. You don't *get* it. I don't think you *know* what playing a Paladin *means*.

He strikes me as the DM who will gleefully think of no-win scenarios for the party's Paladin.

[Newhalf]

I checked out his Jedi story and firstly, he is a crap storyteller but, what else is new.
Then I find it kind of funny that he claims he was asked to roll a force user because HE himself had gripes with mixed groups but he confesses he is "the kind of asshole who ignores his own rules". Yeah not just his own I guess.
Secondly that story definitely did not happen like that, I bet the other players could have found a million ways that a Shit Lord could deal with a flamethrower gimmick. Choking a bitch would work, no? He even pointed that out himself but then never really gave a reason why no such powers were ever used against him, no, apparently they all just tried to run close and chop away with their glowsticks.
I'm now utterly convinced those games only happened in his head, and perhaps his narcissism eventually made them true lies at least for himself.