Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

I'll believe it when Oreo tweets about it.

[Guest]

I don't believe a single word of this.

He's monitoring all the sites. Probably looks himself up twice an hour.

[wulfenlord]

It's time for master director Spoonys unwarranted unwanted opinions:

And... oh, what's that? Stomping onto the scene. It's the revered film critic with her own acclaimed blog:

Pray tell what are your well thought-out arguments?

Oh, alleged third-hand 'cyber-bullying'? Why am I thinking of #ChangeMyDiaper all of a sudden?

Now I wonder if Noah was gifted a new Dremel at HD because of his boyish good looks

[Guest]

But remember kids, cancelling someone is *not* cyberbullying, those people deserve it riiiiight?

[Moe Bitches]

Bet if he actually liked it, she would be on board.

[Guest]

I go to Home Depot all the time, no one there has ever offered me bacon.

No hardware store has ever offered anyone bacon. Noah is writing fanfiction about walking his dog.

[Guest]

This tweet is pretty mild and I still get the feeling she will block me anyway.
How is it possible that someone that is so fat is also so thin skinned at the same time?

[Guest]

I go to Home Depot all the time, no one there has ever offered me bacon.

No hardware store has ever offered anyone bacon. Noah is writing fanfiction about walking his dog.

You've never seen the long open kitchens at Home Depot? They're between the paint thinner and the swinging fans of death.

Let's not bury the lede though: what would a useless piece of shit like Noah even need at a home improvement store? Fertilizer so his grass grows even thicker? Solvent to scrub out the metric ton of dried dog shit stuck in the carpet? N95 masks to guard against the black mold that probably is so deep entrenched it's achieve sentience and cleans up more than he does?

[Guest]

You've never seen the long open kitchens at Home Depot? They're between the paint thinner and the swinging fans of death.

Of course burger hardware stores have food stands. Can't go buy drill bits without a hotdog break partway through.

[Guest]

I go to Home Depot all the time, no one there has ever offered me bacon.

No hardware store has ever offered anyone bacon. Noah is writing fanfiction about walking his dog.

You've never seen the long open kitchens at Home Depot? They're between the paint thinner and the swinging fans of death.

Let's not bury the lede though: what would a useless piece of shit like Noah even need at a home improvement store? Fertilizer so his grass grows even thicker? Solvent to scrub out the metric ton of dried dog shit stuck in the carpet? N95 masks to guard against the black mold that probably is so deep entrenched it's achieve sentience and cleans up more than he does?

Wood, hammer, nails - something to build altar and banish ghost from his house.