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I feel like I missed something. Why can't you jog or walk?Auli wrote: ↑Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:56 pmI kind of get angry at fat people. People that can, but won't slightly work out when they can, are insane. Take a walk for 30-40 minutes every other day and you will be fit as fuck.
If I could, I'd even jog. All of you guys should take a walk. If not for yourself, do it for me.
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Auli has some spinal condition and health problems that causes him to be in the hospital all the time and in and out of comas. Despite that, he doesn't let that make him a miserable fuck like your average Internet Nobody.Pope Corky III wrote: ↑Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:31 pmI feel like I missed something. Why can't you jog or walk?Auli wrote: ↑Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:56 pmI kind of get angry at fat people. People that can, but won't slightly work out when they can, are insane. Take a walk for 30-40 minutes every other day and you will be fit as fuck.
If I could, I'd even jog. All of you guys should take a walk. If not for yourself, do it for me.
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Fat cunts like that can't walk around much. The good thing is that they don't even have to. Switching the diet to something more reasonable will have them lose kilos in no time to a point where exercise is possible.
But the nigger lost a leg. That's it for walking. And seeing how fat he's now, he likely weighs more now even without that leg than he did before. He will make tweets about how it's a new chapter in his life and how he'll overcome shit, but in reality he's given up.
He can talk the talk but can't walk the walk.
But the nigger lost a leg. That's it for walking. And seeing how fat he's now, he likely weighs more now even without that leg than he did before. He will make tweets about how it's a new chapter in his life and how he'll overcome shit, but in reality he's given up.
He can talk the talk but can't walk the walk.

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He effectively gave up the moment he was all about that "Healthy at evers size" bullshit. Now he either has to follow the path to his inevitable slow suicide, or having to admit what a colossal idiot he was.
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Or "Healthy with any amount of legs".
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Oh he did admit to it. It'd be foolish to deny it. But that's where it's going to stay, at lip service. How many years has Boogie told us that he knows what he's doing is fucking his shit up? Still, the two litre bottle of cola was fused to his mouth for many more years.VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Tue Apr 10, 2018 7:07 pmHe effectively gave up the moment he was all about that "Healthy at evers size" bullshit. Now he either has to follow the path to his inevitable slow suicide, or having to admit what a colossal idiot he was.
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That's true but exercise most likely help them stop treating food as anti-dark-times medicine. They can lose weight as a somewhat indirect result.oldbones wrote: ↑Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:18 pmThat ain't gonna work. A 30 minute walk might burn 150 calories. These fuckers are eating 1000 to maybe even 3000 or more excess calories EVERY DAY. They need to radically change their diet. Exercise is obviously good but they will never exercise enough to offset their insane caloric intake.
Landwhales tend to be stuck in a vicious cycle of binge eating. Exercise is one of the most effective stress reliever but whales can't move thus they cope stress by eating further. That is how people like One-foot Doddman or Asa die. The blight sight is, death by eating is at least better than death by starving. R.I.P
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Pretty much xDPoonoo wrote: ↑Tue Apr 10, 2018 1:15 amAuli has some spinal condition and health problems that causes him to be in the hospital all the time and in and out of comas. Despite that, he doesn't let that make him a miserable fuck like your average Internet Nobody.Pope Corky III wrote: ↑Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:31 pmI feel like I missed something. Why can't you jog or walk?Auli wrote: ↑Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:56 pmI kind of get angry at fat people. People that can, but won't slightly work out when they can, are insane. Take a walk for 30-40 minutes every other day and you will be fit as fuck.
If I could, I'd even jog. All of you guys should take a walk. If not for yourself, do it for me.
The doc only has complaints about the higher ups and not other Internet Nobodies, right? Would be neat if they started to shit on each other.
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