Cyrax - A Goblin King Dethroned

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Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Mar 09, 2023 4:07 pm

I don't think so. He was born way too early and his mother was a drugged up mess.
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Post by Some Sick Fuck » Sat Mar 11, 2023 12:43 am

Born too early and lived for way too long already. There is no potential redemption arc here, unless the goblin sets himself on fire.
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Post by AdorableOtter » Sun Mar 12, 2023 6:19 am

Cyrax is truly the second coming of Christian.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Mar 12, 2023 8:52 am

WTF is up with those basement walls? Did a fire break out, or is that mold?
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Post by AdorableOtter » Sun Mar 12, 2023 9:42 am

His Dark Chi tainted the wall or something.

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Re: Cyrax - A Goblin King Dethroned

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Mar 12, 2023 10:57 am

1 hit K.O. wonder! Just not in the way he imagined.
I'd love to see him fight Charlie Zelenov.
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Post by AdorableOtter » Wed Jun 28, 2023 10:44 am

Cyrax got arrested for assault then bailed out soon afterwards. I'm glad the goblin finally evolved into a goblin with a stick.


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Re: Cyrax - A Goblin King Dethroned

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jun 28, 2023 3:11 pm

I'm currently trying to catch up with the faggot. I haven't followed him since fatass Marty boxed the little paedo like Goblin Slayer.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jun 28, 2023 3:39 pm

If you just showed that first video without context I'd guessed this was footage from a Wrong Turn movie.
I know I already made that joke before but srsly dude looks fucked.
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Re: Cyrax - A Goblin King Dethroned

Post by Musical Space Cowboy » Wed Jun 28, 2023 4:55 pm

He looks like your typical Ohio methhead, especially in the thumbnail of that second video.
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