Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Well I never looked too much into this but wouldn't she not wake up and stay dead if no handsome prince kisses her?

Pretty much. She ate a poisoned apple and was therefore unable to give any sort of consent for the cure that could restore her to life.

[Newhalf]

Maybe our little Spoony fans are finally growing up.. *sniff*
I doubt it but it'd be about high time....

[Guest]

She does it because she's batshit insane. Also because her twitter account has so many layers of defenses that the only way to reply to her tweets is if she mentions you in said tweet. She keeps bringing @TheSpoonyOne up in completely unrelated tweets, just for the possibility that he might notice her.

RED ALERT! RED ALERT! RACHEL SHOWING HER TRUE COLORS!

How do you hate Drumph and right wingers but also SJWs? She might actually be the bipolar one.

And that dumpster reference. Both of them were drunk when they decided to hump, but in our sexist society only the man was to blame.

[Guest]

How do you hate Drumph and right wingers but also SJWs? She might actually be the bipolar one.

Easy, both are unreasonable shitbags. I don't want fascists marching with tiki-torches and I also don't want to have ever-changing laws on who I have to address how. I want black criminals arrested and also cops persecuted that shoot black people who comply during traffic stops. Is that too much to ask?

And that dumpster reference. Both of them were drunk when they decided to hump, but in our sexist society only the man was to blame.

No. She was passed out. As much as I hate this bullshit talk about how expressed consent must be ("please sign here to get fucked"): Don't "hook up" with unconscious people. Why would you anyway? What's the point?

[Le Redditeur]

>black people
>complying with the law

Good one! Next time you will tell me that giving homosexuals more rights won't cause a rampant spike in pedophilia-acceptance laws.

[Dingus Bajingus]

Well I never looked too much into this but wouldn't she not wake up and stay dead if no handsome prince kisses her?

In the movie, yeah, it's all mystical magical shit, but in the text version, there is no kiss. They're transporting the glass coffin, it gets jostled, the poisoned apple bit is dislodged from her throat, and she wakes up. Don't think too hard about how that works biologically. Also, she's seven years old in the text version.

[Guest]

How do you hate Drumph and right wingers but also SJWs? She might actually be the bipolar one.

Easy, both are unreasonable shitbags. I don't want fascists marching with tiki-torches and I also don't want to have ever-changing laws on who I have to address how. I want black criminals arrested and also cops persecuted that shoot black people who comply during traffic stops. Is that too much to ask?

And that dumpster reference. Both of them were drunk when they decided to hump, but in our sexist society only the man was to blame.

No. She was passed out. As much as I hate this bullshit talk about how expressed consent must be ("please sign here to get fucked"): Don't "hook up" with unconscious people. Why would you anyway? What's the point?

Passed out behind a dumpster after they were already getting iton. Two drunken dummies got caught humping but somehow it was rape. Did she get his consent before she seduced him?

Go back to Canada, leaf.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Also, she's seven years old in the text version.

Let's just say that whatever she had to blow on her seventh birthday wasn't candles.

[Complicity]

How do you hate Drumph and right wingers but also SJWs? She might actually be the bipolar one.

She just doesn't like when something she consooms is under attack.
Same reason why Spanish Sperg simped for Gina Carano, really.

[Old Black Man]

High school swimmer

Wait when did swim team members become the rapists? Last time I checked it was football players, guess they wanted to pick a sport that blake people weren’t likely to participate in.

And as much as I hate linking a Vox article, it looks like one of the fathers from the Steubenville football team rape case (the negroid of course) shot a judge at some point. Never heard about it because the media was too busy bitching about Trump or something.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vox.co ... l-richmond