Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

She does seem to branch back put to Markiplier recently. She might've already added Spoony's soul to her collection, which is why he hasn't been rambling much. Maybe she's slowly phasing Noah out and dragging a new victim in.

[Guest]

BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS

ahahahah, what a journey!

If I recall correctly, her "mystery illness" started with some kind of discomfort to her neck or something. Then she got tested for the beetus, and now it turned out she also had a UTI. We still don't know what the results are on her beetus exam

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Fatties have Schrödinger's Beetus. It is definitely there if they want sympathy, but only potentially there if you insist that they change their diet to something more beetus appropriate.

She does seem to branch back put to Markiplier recently. She might've already added Spoony's soul to her collection, which is why he hasn't been rambling much. Maybe she's slowly phasing Noah out and dragging a new victim in.

As if anyone could replace her One True Love @TheSpoonyOne.
Plus I don't see Markiplier ever giving her enough attention to become a serious contender.

[Guestfag]

I see aspiring member for new hot USA band, Ass Wiper.
So I guess she didn't do the herculean task of cleaning her ass and front ass every day or right after she pissed the diaper.
Go back to live with mom already.

[Guest]

Maybe that's ultimately why he doesn't go outside and lives on twitter. The real world is full of people liking things, which must be hell for him.

( Punches Christmas tree )

The D&D thing makes me remember when he was doing the board game reviews around the same time Jimmy Kimmel (or one of the other awful heirs to late night TV) started doing a segment playing games (vid we ov and board games, I think...) as a total novice with an"expert" to guide them through.

Spoons released a video begging his fans to inundate the Tonight Show with emails and letters DEMANDING for Spoony to get brought in to do a bit guiding Kimmel through a 20 year old VHS game.

Amazingly enough, the Tonight Show passed.

I imagine Noah thought the taping would be something like Arthur's fantasy:

Didn't that happen about the same time he gave up altogether? Fallon's rejection (he probably never even saw it) is what finally broke him.

[Guest]

I see aspiring member for new hot USA band, Ass Wiper.
So I guess she didn't do the herculean task of cleaning her ass and front ass every day or right after she pissed the diaper.
Go back to live with mom already.

It`s Rex Viper, you uncultured swine.

[Guest]

6 days and no tweets. At what point do we cross into the possibility that he necked himself?

[Newhalf]

I'd say 120 days.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The Spoony One tweets when it pleases him. Usually he does it all the time, but sometimes he just vanishes for days (sometimes weeksk, but that hasn't really happened in recent years), only to suddenly resume as if nothing ever happened.
Maybe it's because he ODed on booze and drugs and spent several days lying in his own urine and vomit. Or maybe he does it to further emotionally abuse his minions with his unexplained absence.

Or maybe he's still crying from turning on his console. Who knows. The ways of the Spoony One are poorly understood by mere mortals.

[Guest]

6 days and no tweets. At what point do we cross into the possibility that he necked himself?

Alt least half a year.