Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

That and mcdonalds.

So glad I learned to cook...

Damn, Mike was a nerd chad. Just goes to show you don't need muscles to look good, just don't be fat.

[Complicity]

Just goes to show you don't need muscles to look good, just don't be fat.

Brad, coke makes you look like a HIV positive patient with a basketball sized tumor inside your rectum.

[Guest]

Something is really funny about Spoony stopping his whining about his slow demise in his epic snowed in house, to bitch about how he didn't like Hulk in Endgame and Infinity War.
Then, he inevitably turns it back into whining about himself and his house situation.
It's amazing, really.
"POP CULTURE BITCHI-oh woe is me, I am so sad and pathetic..."

[Nehezir]

That and mcdonalds.

So glad I learned to cook...

Damn, Mike was a nerd chad. Just goes to show you don't need muscles to look good, just don't be fat.

Hell, I know a fair amount of people who like a man who's a little fan too. Myself included. "dad body" and all that.

Just don't look like a lazy freak of nature.

[Old Black Man]

Can't watch my unhealthy infatuation fuel on the grounds of other people's merrymaking. They even refused to my argument that everyone should be as miserable as me at 9pm, which I proceed to call 'middle of the night' *sigh*

Seriously though, if I read that fat pig *sigh* one more time...

Someone should tell her to take her meds because the roommate doesn't exist.

Also poor Markiplier. Looks like he somehow got drawn into her sights and now he'll never be rid of her.

Mark lives in Hawaii. The Warthog will never reach him.

The only way she’ll end up in Hawaii is in a Lūʻau.

[Le Redditeur]

Hell, I know a fair amount of people who like a man who's a little fan too. Myself included. "dad body" and all that.

Just don't look like a lazy freak of nature.

Bullshit. Being lazy is great. What a man should avoid is being a complete parasite of nature. Be lazy, but not Spoony-lazy.

[wulfenlord]

You know what you need @TheSpoonyOne? *pretends not to hear the implied ignore* Well, let someone who is even more incapable of living tell you all about it! You need to always believe in yourself, keep punching it *checks notes* ummm... don't listen what anybody else says because what you believe in is the only gospel! *sigh* Once you are ready to open up, my asshole will already be open for you

[Guest]

I want to execute Rachel with the airgun from No Country For Old Men.

[Angelfire Memes]

I mean, it is meant for killing livestock so...

[Kugelfisch]

Quick and ethical. Then it's off to the bone yard.