Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Mark lives in Hawaii. The Warthog will never reach him.

He could be living in a house on the other side of the street, and her knees would never be able to get her there.

[Guest]

As the mistress of Cthonians, the dwellers of the underdark will give her a lift.

[Grammar Nazi]

The only one upset is going to be him, because he won't be able to whine and complain about dying because of stuck doors. Now he's going to have to invent a new lie as to why the deliveries can't reach him. (Somebody correct my english if I wrote that incorrectly, I always struggle with these sentences

[drisko]

He's both fat and scrawny.

Alcoholism will do that to you. No calories, just bloating.

[Kugelfisch]

He's both fat and scrawny.

Alcoholism will do that to you. No calories, just bloating.

Alcohol has loads of calories, just next to no nutritional value.

[mad bum]

That and mcdonalds.

[MegaNigger]

That and mcdonalds.

So glad I learned to cook...

[Some Sick Fuck]

You want to eat that boring grocery bullshit, when you can have a nice MickeyD instead?

[Guest]

That and mcdonalds.

Nerd eats like garbage, metabolism changes in 30s and balloons without changing anything. Many such cases!

I don't think people are prepared for the number of coronaries and diabeetus cases coming. Fatasses used to be somewhat restricted from eating fucking everything by their limited mobility. Now even NEETs can order in food 24/7 and have it left on their doorstep without having to see another person (or more importantly have another person see what a loser they are).

Sadly most of them won't die, they'll just have tubes attached to them and become even greater leaches.

[rabidtictac]

And covid made the whole situation worse. People are nesting harder than ever and every unhealthy food company is falling over themselves to offer the easiest, most convenient delivery options possible.

Spoony has the typical alcoholic body. Noodle arms and a beer gut. That's what happens when you consoom 3000 calories all in liquid form. He's also got a sweet gin blossom nose.