Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

Shit like that is why even in shitholes like /cow/, /tv/ or DHI the faggots from the farms aren't welcome.

[Guest]

Maybe, all people who want to shovel Spoony`s driveway should come to his house and throw a party? Call it SpoonyCon 2021.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They will gather before his house, and chant "We believe in The Spoony One!" over and over again.

Why does He even bother making this lie up?

Because his fans will believe it.

[Guest]

Hahaha epic troll what now Spoony we're gonna fuckin shovel and then we're gonna come in and walk your dog and put you in the bath and cut your long Howard Hughes fingernails and make you some soup and there's nothing you can do about it!

[Guest]

Money isn't the issue.

Huh? Fucker, if it wouldn't be issue, your ass wouldn't get fucking repo.
I guess he actually might've went with gov corona uneployment fund or whatever. Or his parents fund him.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

This is starting to resemble the "I'm/He's not dead yet" routine from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

[Deckard]

As gay as it would be, I'm all for one of his dick suckers shoveling his driveway and posting a picture of it online. It'd take away Spoony's one joy in life, which is crying about how nobody helps him and then shitting on anyone who offers to help.

[Guest]

I didn't expect the dude on foxdickfarms to actually offer to shovel his driveway. That kind of ruins it.
Although the tweets about Spoony's current physical state make me laugh, he always looked awful.
Why does he think anything has changed?
Just nothing but excuses, no accountability.
As he slowly lets himself die...

[Guest]

Who's worse - kiwis or redditors?

[Guest]

Who's worse - kiwis or redditors?

What’s the difference?