Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[pibbs]

Well, that's one less thing he'll have to move the bank will have to throw to the curb.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Adding a new TV to his Amazon wishlist in 3... 2...

[Guest]

I was going to call bullshit but apparently if the power unit goes on a TV it does give off a little smoke. It's totally harmless.

[Prisoner of Ice]

Lord forbid a window is opened to let some fresh air in. Or are those frozen shut as well in his winter wonderland? It's all bs anyway to make him look even more sadmanz to his troonsquad.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

How long till he tweets about getting delirious from TV fumes?

[Guest]

Lord forbid a window is opened to let some fresh air in. Or are those frozen shut as well in his winter wonderland?

Spoony's noodle arms aren't strong enough to push a window open.

[Nehezir]

I asked my friend who lives like 4 hours south of him and they aren't getting THAT much snow.

Then again, a histrionic nutbag who hasn't left his house in a month wouldn't have any clue how much snow is outside it anyway.

[rabidtictac]

Well, that's one less thing he'll have to move the bank will have to throw to the curb.

Things that never occurred to noah:

1) Put the smoking tv outside for the garbage men and pay an extra fee.
2) Drive the smoking tv to the dump and pay a fee to dump it.
3) Drive to one of those donation centers that has a deal they must accept broken electronics to recycle them.
4) Put the smoking tv outside until it metastasizes into the backyard like a redneck lawn decoration.
5) Do literally anything you lazy cunt.

[Guest]

His tv is fine. He's making shit up like his waifu Rachel does.

[Guest]

No. Just no. This may seem like some trivial thing, his TV magically breaking, but this happens far too often. If someone can be bothered to check, his shit breaks all the time.

Things I can remember off hand: His TV, his monitor, his computer on multiple occasions, multiple phones for various reasons, I think his HDD wiped one time or maybe twice... It happens all the fucking time. No one on earth can be this unlucky or inept with electronics. Reminds me of that episode of the Simpsons where Homer tries to make food and burns everything, even cornflakes.