Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Imagine wanting to shovel your e-celeb's driveway so bad that you volunteer to drive for 3 hours across the state with your wife, only to accidentally catfish yourself, and then make the same whimpering offer to the real e-celeb and be warned not to set one foot on his property.

Imagine it!

[BenComicGraphics]

Imagine wanting to shovel your e-celeb's driveway so bad that you volunteer to drive for 3 hours across the state with your wife, only to accidentally catfish yourself, and then make the same whimpering offer to the real e-celeb and be warned not to set one foot on his property.

Imagine it!

Spoony is still getting his supply, which is what he wants. If he was cut off the internet entirely, it'd be a different story.

Not going to say he'd suddenly go outside, get a job, and clean up. No, but he may, just may, break his script and choose something other than the 3 options in his decision tree.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Imagine Marzgurl screaming UGUU as she cums in your mouth.

How about you ugu broken bottle up your ass, you filthy animal? It would hurt less than trucker lady sitting on your face and crushing you with her mighty arms.

[Guest]

Can this be saved? If I tell him that I have multiple personality disorder and the other Noah is my headmate who wants to hurt me, you think he'd believe it?

No. Go suck Marzgurls cock some more.

Imagine Marzgurl screaming UGUU as she cums in your mouth.

Since she has a pretty deep voice, it'd probably be more along the lines of UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.
Has she said anything else about Noah just trying to get as many pity points as he can as he dies?
Speaking of which, a few minutes ago he tweeted he only had mashed potatoes for dinner.
And they weren't good!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

[pibbs]

Whats funny about this, I got a full single packet as a free sample in the mail two days ago. I live in his time zone.
Dude is eating postal potatoes!

[Tony Schiavone]

Did he bother to add water and milk, or did he just eat the powdered mix raw?

[Kugelfisch]

So much for deliveries not reaching him.

[wulfenlord]

Did he bother to add water and milk, or did he just eat the powdered mix raw?

He probably microwaved them like Rachel would

[Guest]

I was fucking working when he replied, I only saw the messages much later

That's your main problem. Ditch your job, become full Spoony

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Did he bother to add water and milk, or did he just eat the powdered mix raw?

The only liquid he has at home is rum.

There was nothing Liquid could have done in this situation. That spastic just was on too much of an endorphin rush to leave well enough alone and wait until Saturday.
I blame Noah for being the fucking shitbag that he is not managing to stay off twatter for a week and not being able to resist telling his fans to get fucked.

Maybe it was our own fault. Maybe the idea that something could happen at Antwiler Manor was just sheer. Fucking. Hubris.