Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

He wasn't going anywhere anyway.

Not now that evictions got pushed back to 2022 or whatever ridiculous date. Jammy little fucker.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It doesn't matter what weather is outside. He will never go outside.

[TheBilthCollector]

He wasn't going anywhere anyway.

Not now that evictions got pushed back to 2022 or whatever ridiculous date. Jammy little fucker.

Spoony is approaching DSP levels of luck at this point. Covid has forced society to conform to his basement dwelling lifestyle* and kept him from being evicted. Orange man is out. Gibsmetron is holding steady at $300. I wouldn't be surprised if he somehow is scamming unemployment benifits thanks to Covid as well.

Fuck, all these INs might hit the jackpot after all. If they can hold on a few more years UBI will roll out and then they'll all be on easy street.

*Uber just started offering home booze delivery services. Everything is coming up Spoony!

[mad bum]

Holy hell, that's like a good 18 inches of snow piled up. We can see why April left his dumb ass.

[mad bum]

I wouldn't be surprised if he somehow is scamming unemployment benifits thanks to Covid as well.

Allegedly with the CARES act you didn't even really need to provide any documents to claim it, that's why fraud was so crazy they had to change the rules in the next round. Noah could claim it was "due to covid" and they would never even check.

[Dingus Bajingus]

Fuck, all these INs might hit the jackpot after all. If they can hold on a few more years UBI will roll out and then they'll all be on easy street.

Is that when we break out the DHI-branded Kool-Aid and all join Keith in that big shitposting haven in the sky?

[Angelfire Memes]

Maybe the weight of the snow will cause that tree branch to finally snap off. Year of the Spoony indeed.

[Some Sick Fuck]

I bet the little pathways in the snow are from the deliveries. No way this loser has stepped out of his house in months.

[Old Black Man]

Fuck, all these INs might hit the jackpot after all. If they can hold on a few more years UBI will roll out and then they'll all be on easy street.

Is that when we break out the DHI-branded Kool-Aid and all join Keith in that big shitposting haven in the sky?

Lawlhalla awaits us!

[RedLine]

Fuck, all these INs might hit the jackpot after all. If they can hold on a few more years UBI will roll out and then they'll all be on easy street.

I actually do wonder if any INs worked the system to get some sweet, sweet Corona gibs for their "small business". Spoony is way too lazy to fill out any forms but dedicated hucksters like Brad, Lindsay, and Cinemassacre might have been all over that.