Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

hm, the hog hasn't posted anything in her twitter diary for 2 days now. Probably strained a finger with all that reposting she did last time with the #bellletstalk shit. she was so proud of herself too

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

"Bell Let's Talk"? What kind of retarded name is that?
Curious, I wonder why "Bell Let's Talk controversity" pops up in my google auto-complete...

Oh joy:

• Corporatization of Mental Health: Thanks for the free publicity for Bell Canada, suckers!
• Treatment of Bell employees: SickNotWeak becomes SickAndUnemployed if you're working for Bell Canada
• Profits from Jail: Did I mention that Bell Canda is a telecom coproration and that inmates with mental health issues are fucked if they're can't pay?

Tbh, it's not surprising that Rachel would fall for this. She still believes in Michael & Maureen, after all.

[Tony Schiavone]

I don't know why everyone is lusting after piss ogre, she cannot honestly be the only sperg worthy thing going on in the Spoonysphere. I miss the days of rApril, Sheriff Jackson Jinson, and Emir.

The last think rApril did on FB was cut her bangs last year.
Otherwise she is still taking that short break.

SpoilerShow

You can leave Noah, but you can't truly ever quit the Spoony One.

Emir is still chasing and ranting after every progressive dog-track-rabbit cause under the sun.

SpoilerShow

@Columbia
-Botanist-Ecologist-Conservation Biologist-Science teacher-Populist Left-Secular-Gamer. #MedicareForAll #GreenNewDeal #TuitionFreeCollege #tytarmy

While still pinned tweet bragging about 'winning' a Twitter argument from over two years ago.


And Sheriff Cuckson is now celebrating, what, the 4 1/2 year anniversary now, of declaring he's "moving on with his life?"


It's a new month! Let's check the Patreon numbers:

89 PATRONS $242 PER MONTH

Oof, sub-90. More than a third are now taking the lion's share of donating the five bucks to keep the corpse of their hero still broadcasting through the warp.
How much you want to bet that he sets his whole monthly food budget around this amount now?

[Kugelfisch]

If only he'd actually sit on a throne and require a thousand transfaggots sacrificed a day to cling to unlife. He'd actually be useful. But then we can't have that any more than we can a perpetuum mobile.

[wulfenlord]

*flops onto his throne of pain*
You know, my trusty jesters... today I thought of filming [thing]
[The audience gasps; prayer beads rustling]
But then my hand hovered over the camera, unable to switch it on. I find myself trapped in my own body, several hours have passed with me staring blankly at the screen. I am worthless:

ALL HAIL SPOONY! TAKE YOUR TIME! THINKING ABOUT WORK IS PRODUCTIVE! YOU ARE LOVED! YOU ARE NOT WORTHLESS!

As the cacophony of two dozen tranny enablers turns into a droning mantra, Primarch Spoonius sinks back into a drunken haze, neither alive, nor dead.

[Rushy]

wtf does "lawful good alignment increases" mean?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

wtf does "lawful good alignment increases" mean?

Some people aren't satisfied with the autism that is the Alignment System, so they make it extra autistic by having you track exactly how close you are to shifting to a different Alignment, like a more obtuse version of how KOTOR tracks your Force Alignment.
What he has ever done become more Lawful and Good, I will most likely never understand.

And Sheriff Cuckson is now celebrating, what, the 4 1/2 year anniversary now, of declaring he's "moving on with his life?"

It's the journey that counts, not whether or not you're actually going somewhere.

[Guest]

Nothing.

[RedLine]

wtf does "lawful good alignment increases" mean?

Some people aren't satisfied with the autism that is the Alignment System, so they make it extra autistic by having you track exactly how close you are to shifting to a different Alignment, like a more obtuse version of how KOTOR tracks your Force Alignment.
What he has ever done become more Lawful and Good, I will most likely never understand.

You could have just posted two guys sucking each other off for how gay all that sounds.

[Guestfag]

What he has ever done become more Lawful and Good, I will most likely never understand.

Taking away and scamming troons is NOT a good thing?