Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Everytime she writes "no dice" I want to strangle myself.

[Guest]

Fat people are addicted to food. They'll claim that they're starving every time they get anything under 5k calories per day.

I saw an episodes of 600lb life recently where a hambeast was complaining she had hunger 'pains' everytime she had not eaten like a fucking pig. I can handle a lot of shit but I was legit shocked. Bitch ate an entire xl truckstop pizza for fucking breakfast and 2 hours later complained she was so physically in pain from not eating enough. Bitch, that's literally your body begging you to off yourself and end your miserable existence.

[Guest]

poor hog getting triggered by all that food she doesn't get to eat

[Guest]

Oh no, a thin scattering of stale doughnuts that doesn't even cover the bottom of the bin.

how wasteful

[Rapeculture]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Of course that fat cunt would cry over some doughnuts!!! Watching them get thrown in the trash must be her personal Vietnam!

[Some Sick Fuck]

I'm lost and my Piss-ogre lore isn't up to date. Didn't she claim she got kicked out? How many roomates does she have now? The house got sold - ok? I guess she didn't have a lease agreement, so she is squatting somewhere? And her stories about food are just as plausable as anything The Big Spoony throws out - in other words, she's full of shit.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She had a panic attack over the possibility of getting kicked out, because Roommate got kicked out by that wicked bitch of a landlord.
Apparently she didn't actually ended up getting kicked out. She just started talking about Other Roommate instead (the vile party animal).

It's strange that she isn't literally shaking this time around. When (Non-Other) Roommate got kicked out she had multiple tweets about how she doesn't want to become homeless again and how she might rather an hero instead or something.
This time it's just "Oh well, gotta leave the house I guess".

Oh no, a thin scattering of stale doughnuts that doesn't even cover the bottom of the bin.

how wasteful

[Insert Native American sheeding a tear]
[Insert that sad song from Platoon or something]

[Le Redditeur]

Between this hambeast, the Maureen faggot, and Lord of Tekken himself, this thread is nothing but lies, lies and more lies.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Everytime she writes "no dice" I want to strangle myself.

She has no dice because she ate them.

[veris leta facies]

poor hog getting triggered by all that food she doesn't get to eat