Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[mad bum]

I miss these simple times bros.

[Guest]

It's like Netflix now has a category "movies directed by women" or "strong black lead" - who the hell cares? What kind of categories are that? It literally gives zero information about the movie you're about to watch.

It gives a lot of information.
You should blacklist those immidietly, for starters.
So funneth

Anyway, that trans story, I hope there is extensive and graphic dick mutilation scene. If not, then why the fuck even bother?
It's like Cannibal Corpse without corpses, cum or fucking.

[da PAC Nigguh]

I do like how the "Female Protagonist" tag in Steam was co-opted for use as waifu spank material games.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's better than the alternative.

And I suppose this charming fairy tail won't include gender-bending magic. That would not let the kids emphasize with the trials and tribulations of the transfolk.

I love how "written by this minority" has to be a thing now. Who the fuck cares? Being queer or trans has nothing to do with
their writing ability.

It gives you an easy weapon to wield against critics, and carries automatic clout within certain fickle target audiences.

It's like Netflix now has a category "movies directed by women" or "strong black lead" - who the hell cares? What kind of categories are that? It literally gives zero information about the movie you're about to watch.

Identity politics seems to postulate that people are incapable of enjoying movies unless the star or at least the writer is an exact clone of them.

[Guest]

I miss these simple times bros.

[mad bum]

Truly a man of culture.

[Kugelfisch]

I miss these simple times bros.

I finally understand why you like the whole Beanie Baby thing that much.
You're basically doing the same today, just with old games.
"This 'Good as new' copy of G-police for the PSX could be your retirement in ten years! Tell you what, I'll give you Parapapa the Rapper without a manual in a cracked case on top of it for just $80!"

[mad bum]

I miss these simple times bros.

I finally understand why you like the whole Beanie Baby thing that much.
You're basically doing the same today, just with old games.
"This 'Good as new' copy of G-police for the PSX could be your retirement in ten years! Tell you what, I'll give you Parapapa the Rapper without a manual in a cracked case on top of it for just $80!"

This german nigga. I wish I was a percent as good as selling stuff as don west. No one else in the world can have people buy both sports cards and pokemon cards in the same hour.

[Kugelfisch]

Yeah, it's pure envy and nostalgia. You wish you could scam fucks as good as him and live in such an era.
You'd do fucking well and I can relate. Hindsight is 20/20 and we've all been born too late.
I wish I would've known about the shitcoin heist and that it happened earlier. Get rich of such a scam, be a Hardcore 2000 era DJ and die from a DMT and alcohol overdose in 2010 at a rad party at 30 or so.

But alas, you'll never get that BB grift, I'll never get my Swampgerman drug death. All we can hope to do is emulate our own anachronistic version of it and we're doing well for what we've been given.

We're the team in Skat. We wish we had a hand good enough to solo but we don't and we'll just have to make sure the solo player overbids and eats shit. (Not my best phrasing, knowing you Anglos)

I've got two aces and a Jack, I'll play spade long. Don't fuck it up, cat!

[wulfenlord]

Tonight on Hogwatch: Stunning and brave Cucknadian and aspiring Wrestling Superstar stuck at home with little to no food. Will she starve? Be sure to keep her in your thoughts and prayers!